me: oh hey! i see you're smoking again
me: don't you miss not smoking at all?
dazai: well, i don't
dazai: and never will
me: anyway since you are stressed i think you could answer this properly
dazai: answer what?
me: the question i asked you several days ago,
me: why didn't they help you die?
dazai: to answer your question, they're not the mafia
me: the mafia won't kill you either
dazai: right, because of my ability
me: so the only choice you have is me!
dazai: well, fuck
me: i know man
me: let's go down on the sewer and slideee!
dazai: sorry don't wanna stink before i die
me: loser
