Harry: Woohhhh HERMIONE WAS KISSING DRACO!?!?!?
Ron: What!?!?
Draco: I confess chaps all i wanted was Hermione Granger... I'm still waiting for my Rocket... Stinken NASA
Voldy: 0.o What with your obsession with rockets?
Second idea =)
Cho: Why is Voldemort friends with harry?
Harry: Farmville.
Voldy: I like getting dem gifts =)
A Random Hufflepuff: Can I join you?
Voldy: I don't let hufflpuffs jin the death eaters.
A Random Hufflepuff: I meant on Farmville
Voldy: No.
ARH (A random hufflepuff): =(
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