melban for the win

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Meliodas: Uh, look, I'm sorry, but I'm definitely not interested.

Zaneri: It's just a little harmless sex! Come on, while everyone else is at the fighting festival... *runs playfully up to Meliodas's bedroom*

Meliodas: Zaneri! Wait! NO!

Zaneri: What is the problem, Meliodas?! *opens meliodas's bedroom door to find Ban naked*

Ban: The problem is, honey, that you don't have a cock.

Meliodas: *facepalms*

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