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THIRD PERSON P.O.V
[DON'T DIE ON ME]
QUESTION: SUMMER OR WINTER?
Hizoku: ❝Winter.❞ Osoroshi: ❝Summer.❞
They stare at each other.
Hizoku: ❝...❞ Osoroshi: ❝...❞
They stared at each other for a long time.
And then it starts.
Osoroshi: ❝BITCH WHY WOULD YOU LIKE WINTER?!❞
Hizoku: ❝WHY THE FUCK AND ALL NINE CIRCLES OF HELL WOULD YOU LIKE SUMMER?!❞
Osoroshi: ❝FUCK YOU! IT'S BECAUSE, IT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO WASTE YOUR PARENTS MONEY TO BUY POPSICLES AND WALK AROUND NAKED! ALSO NO SCHOOL!❞
Hizoku: ❝WHAT THE FUCK?! WELL FORGET THAT SHIT, IN WINTER YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT AND IF SOMEOME JUDGES YOU, YOU CAN SAY YOU RAN OUT OF CLOTHES, ALSO NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS AND ASS ARE HIDDEN!❞
Osoroshi: ❝OH SHUT THE FUCK UP IF SOMEONE PERVED ON YOU I WOULD MURDER THEM!❞
Hizoku: ❝WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!❞
Osoroshi: ❝IGNORE THAT, ALSO WHY WOULD YOU GIVE A SHIT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE WEARING SOMETHING STUPID, I FORGOT WHAT THE FUCK I WORE YESTERDAY!❞
Hizoku:❝WELL I GIVE A SHIT IF MY CLOTHES LOOK LIKE I GOT THEM FROM A DUDE ON CRACK WHO TRIED TO PUT TOGETHER AN OUTFIT IN A DUMPSTER DURING A BOMBING!❞
Osoroshi:❝WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!❞
Hizoku: ❝IT MEANS WINTER IS BETTER THAN SUMMER!❞
Osorohi: ❝WHAT TYPE OF SHIT LOGIC IS THAT? SUMMER IS BETTER BECAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO TO THE POOL WITHOUT BECOMING AN ICICLE!❞
Hizoku: ❝MORE LIKE THE ONLY TIME EVERY POOL IS A HOT TUB, AND OKAY SURE, MAYBE YOU CAN'T GO TO THE POOL IN WINTER BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITHOUT HAVING TO GO ANYWHERE, SNOWBALL FIGHTS, SNOW FORTS, SNOW ANGELS WHATEVER! AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO IN THE SUMMER? THE POOL, AND THAT'S IT!❞
Osoroshi: ❝THERE'S ALOT MORE LIKE THE BEACH THE PARK-❞
Hizoku: ❝THAT'S NOT TRUE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING AT THE PARK BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SCORCHING HOT!❞
Osoroshi: ❝THE ONLY THING SCORCHING HOT IS YOU!❞
Hizoku: ❝...❞ Osoroshi: ❝...❞ Osoroshi: ❝Wait-❞
Hizoku: ❝FUCK YOU! I WON'T BE SCORCHING HOT I'LL BE USING MY PARENTS MONEY TO BUY POPSICLES!❞
Hizoku ran away leaving a confused Osoroshi.
❝I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU❞
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