Halo:mission splinter

Script 1: a day with Jools

{camera shows a clear sky as shown in precious episode.}

{camera slowly pans downward to a smoking base and wreck everywhere, as pan continues it stops on a a Spartan standing by on a hill}

[the humming was coming from this character, who soon stoped to speak as a clicking noises is heard from within the character helmet]

{camera slowly zoomed in to his face}
??????: " log date 27-02-2587 this is sierra 387 or well...Miller <sighing> living with my new team has proven to be a little bit<pause>challenging, in Concern with s498"

{the slow zoom abruptly stops and moves slightly to the left revealing s498 standing next to Miller}

S498:"ERM NO ITS JOOLS with out the E And W."

<surprised screech and taken aback miller stood back>

Miller:"ah! <cough of correction> don't do that"

Jools:<sounding confused but still happy> "ahh SORRY!" <awkward silence>

Miller:"what do you need me for?"

Jools:"AHH! RIGHT <whispers> IM LOOKING FOR THE THING"

Miller:"thing?" <confused>

Jools:<still whispering> "the thing, you know the thing with little thing that get the wet thing"

Miller:"...ask some one else Jools I'm busy right no" <looks away back to original position>

<Jools would turn around and walk back down the hill shouting stupidly > Jools :" THE THING!"

{camera cuts back to miller on the hill}

Miller:<with a sigh> "and this is what I mean, he's been nothing but trouble. Just the other day he exploded half the base"

[cut away gag]

{camera cuts to presumably inside the base by a table of scientific equipment}

Jools: <walks in and look to the equipment,> "Ooh"
{camera cuts to a sky view of the base, after a few seconds the camera shakes}
[as camera shakes an explosion can be heard and seen]

<talking, anger and confusion>
?????:"Come on man!"
??????:"my stuff!!"
Miller:"JOOLS!"
Jools:"DANNY DID IT"

[cut away gag ends]

{Camera cuts back to miller on the  hill}
Miller:"end log" <with a sigh he turns around and walks down the hill>
"Oh god why is Jools on fire!?"

Jools:"IM A OVEN WITH A HAT!"

[end scene end script]