Dazai's List of Don'ts

First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.

Season 1: Episode 11 (SUBBED)

To: Osamu Dazai

From: Fynn Lind

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Dazai and I had gotten back to our apartment and decided that we didn't want to do anything. And by anything, we meant going back to work yet. Dazai was nice and let me have the bathroom first while he got us food and drinks. 

After I was done in the bathroom, I walked into his room to tell him I was done and saw him chilling on his futon. He was laying on his stomach flipping through my notebook with sake bottles and containers of snow crab surrounding him. "I wasn't in there for that long." I grumble under my breath.

"Hey, Fynn! I think we'll say that we got away from the Port Mafia tomorrow." Dazai says as he kicks his legs back and forth. "Now come cuddle!" He set my notebook down and held out his arms for me.

"Hm... how about you shower first." I tell him, turning out of the doorway. In a split second, Dazai was up and wrapping his arms around me, tugging me back into the room. "Dazai! Dazai, stop!" I shout as he drags me. 

"But Fynn~ I just want to snuggle you~" He coos as he brings his face close and rubs his cheek on mine. Butterflies erupt in my stomach and I can feel my face heating up. "You're so nice and cozy!"

"Y-Y-You're drunk!" I sputter out, trying to get out of his hold. He's gotta be drunk! "Let me go, Dazai!" He sighs and lets me go only to spin me around to face him. I crash into his chest and he holds me tight to him. "Hey..." I trail off angry at first but as I looked into his face I could tell he was serious. "What? What is it Dazai?" For the first time, I couldn't read him.

"I love you Fynn." His eyes soften as the words come out of his mouth. "I don't know if you feel the same way, I mean how you're acting at the moment..." I shake my head and briskly lean up and kiss him, halting his sentence. At first, he is surprised but passionately kisses me back once realizing what I did. My hands reach up and cup his face right before I pull away to get a good breath.

"I love you too Osamu." I whisper. "I know I come off as disliking you but it's all a front. We've known each other for years and yeah, you do some annoying things, but how could I not fall for you. You're a handsome, loveable, mysterious, suicidal, goofball..."

"Aw, you really do purposely stalk me then." He smirks.

"I do not!!" I screech, pushing away from him. "I'm just looking out for you!!" I huff, crossing my arms over my chest and turning away from him.

"Well, anyway... Fynn will you be my girlfriend?" Dazai asks, coming up behind me and resting his chin on my shoulder as well as wrapping his arms around me in a gentle manner.

"Yes." I huff, puffing out my cheeks. Dazai grins and places a kiss on my cheek.

"Now about that cuddling?"

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Today's uploaded date: 11/1/20

Next upload date: 11/15/20