✔︎ | it preferences

you two get caught having sex

bill-
• he will never be the same again
• y'all never had sex again
• it was quite depressing honestly
• cries for a week straight

richie-
• "get the fuck out!!!"
• he screams
• once they leave you two continued like nothing even happened

stan-
• DOESNT GIVE A FUQ
• continues to rail ur ass
• he looks back to whoever barged in on you two and smirks at them

eddie-
• screeches for like 4 mins
• he literally sounds like a dog whistle
• almost has to go to the ER bc he couldn't find his inhaler

- lyla