Banjo and Captain Blubbers carefully hopped from one rock to another, avoiding the lava below them. After almost thirty minutes of jumping Banjo finally made an epic jump to dry land.
Well, er, dry land without lava of course.
"Come on Blubbers!" shouted Banjo "Jump!"
"I can't! " Blubbers cried dramatically "Just go on without me, and let me die!"
"But you're just an inch away from the land." said Banjo.
Captain Blubbers looked down at the one inch gap between the rock he was standing on and the terrain in front of him.
"Oh." said Captain Blubbers, stepping off the rock and onto the grass "Well... that was awkward. Let's not talk about this."
"Agreed." said Banjo shaking his head.
As the two continued their journey the Zombie King waited patiently for Kazooie to return with the Nocturnis.
"Maaasteeer."
The Zombie King looked down at his feet and saw a tired Zombie Bottles the Mole.
"What do you want?" asked the Zombie King.
"I am hungry maaasteeer." whined Bottles "I want braaaaiiins."
"Aw." the Zombie King pouted, picking Bottles up in the palm of his hand "You want nourishment do you?"
Bottles shakes his head, losing his left eye in the process.
"Well..." the Zombie King pondered, stroking his long, filthy beard "I have an idea. How about I give you food... after... YOU FINISH BUILDING MY KINGDOM!"
The Zombie King furiously threw Bottles onto the ground, causing Bottles head to fall off of his body.
"Yes maaasteeer." said Bottles' head, stuck inside the ground as the body tried it's best to pull it out.
All the zombies in Spiral Mountain were ordered by the Zombie King to demolish the beautiful landscape and build up a kingdom that is fit for him, and him alone.
"YES!" shouted the Zombie King "I AM YOUR MASTER! WHO AM I?!"
"THE ZOMBIE KING." moaned all of the zombies in unisons.
"WHO... AM... I?!"
" THE ZOMBIE KING! "
"YES!"
And now a musical number by Zombie King himself.
Zombie King: I am the God of Scare,
And I will haunt your nightmare,
There's nary bird nor nary bear,
Will ever end the God of Scare.
Zombies: He is the God of Scare,
And he will haunt all your nightmares,
Oh nary bird nor nary bear,
Can ever end the God of Scare.
Zombie King: Tear down those trees,
Rip up the roots,
Burn all the life,
Leave it ashes and soot. (eats a jinjo)
Build up my kingdom everywhere,
A kingdom fit for the God of Scare.
Zombies: He is the God of Scare,
Zombie King: YES!
Zombies: And he will haunt all your nightmares,
Zombie King: PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!
Zombies: Oh nary bird nor nary bear,
Zombie King: WHO AM I?!
Zombies: For he is the God... of... Scaaaaare.
Zombie King: HAHAHaHahaHAAhah!
YOU ARE READING
Banjo Kazooie: The God of Scare ⏸
FanfictionFollow Banjo as he ventures into the world to save his friends from an evil giant king. Will he succeed? I don't know. Read it and find out, and stop reading the description. Gosh you people are dumb... I mean... uh... oh look a butterfly.
