Red vs Blue Season 13: Male OC

Rvb S13 E4 "Tourist Trap"

Author: Hey guys, just want to give a heads up that chapters are gonna take awhile to finish now, due to my school switching to online. So hopefully it won't completely drain me dry!

Charon Excavation Site
From a nearby cliff, Sarge is crouched beside the edge and is looking over a base near the alien temple. Dr. Grey, Leo, Wade and Tucker are standing behind him.

Sarge: Huh. Looks deserted.

Tucker: I've heard that one before.

Dr. Grey: It's likely any remaining Charon personnel would've retreated after you took their research complex. Or maybe they're at lunch. I'm hungry...

Leo: Well, we can't just stroll down there without knowing for sure.

Wade: How about we go in guns blazing?

Tucker: The only thing getting blazed would be us.

Caboose (Echoes): IS ANYBODY STILL HERE?!

Everyone looks up and spots Caboose standing on top of a large rock next to them.

Everyone: Caboose!

They all rush behind Caboose's rock, who looks back down at them.

Caboose: WHAT? OH, SORRY—um, sorry.

Sarge: You big blue idiot, you'll give away our position!

Wade: Well there's only thing to do. Nod politely at our attempt, pack up our things and...

Wade climbs up the rock and stands beside Caboose.

Wade (Echoes): WERE GONNA KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU'S!!!

Sarge: What did I just say!

Sarge rushes off over to the cliff edge.

Sarge (Echoes): IF YOU'RE STILL HERE, JUST IGNORE THOSE LAST BITS!

Leo facepalms while shaking his head.

Leo: So, much for the element of surprise.

Dr. Grey looks upwards at Caboose.

Dr. Grey: Caboose, if you could, please, have Freckles run a thermal scan of the area.

Caboose: Ah, yes.

He brings his assault rifle up.

Caboose: Um, hey, Freckles?

Freckles: {Yes, Captain Caboose?}

Caboose: Oh, yes, uh, Freckles, could you go ahead and give me a... thermal... sweater to the base... thing.

Freckles: {Affirmative.}

Sarge walks back over to the group.

Tucker: Heat scanners and Google Translate. Nice.

Dr. Grey: If you put the brain of a killing machine into an assault rifle, you don't cut corners.

Sarge: Can you give it control over the safety?

Freckles: {Affirmative. Also, I heard that.}

Sarge: Whoa-oh.

Sarge cautiously takes a few steps back.

Dr. Grey: Don't worry! My tests determined that it was actually safer to give Freckles full control of the rifle rather than Caboose.

Leo: And you were able to test that how?