Author: Hey guys, just want to give a heads up that chapters are gonna take awhile to finish now, due to my school switching to online. So hopefully it won't completely drain me dry!
Charon Excavation Site
From a nearby cliff, Sarge is crouched beside the edge and is looking over a base near the alien temple. Dr. Grey, Leo, Wade and Tucker are standing behind him.Sarge: Huh. Looks deserted.
Tucker: I've heard that one before.
Dr. Grey: It's likely any remaining Charon personnel would've retreated after you took their research complex. Or maybe they're at lunch. I'm hungry...
Leo: Well, we can't just stroll down there without knowing for sure.
Wade: How about we go in guns blazing?
Tucker: The only thing getting blazed would be us.
Caboose (Echoes): IS ANYBODY STILL HERE?!
Everyone looks up and spots Caboose standing on top of a large rock next to them.
Everyone: Caboose!
They all rush behind Caboose's rock, who looks back down at them.
Caboose: WHAT? OH, SORRY—um, sorry.
Sarge: You big blue idiot, you'll give away our position!
Wade: Well there's only thing to do. Nod politely at our attempt, pack up our things and...
Wade climbs up the rock and stands beside Caboose.
Wade (Echoes): WERE GONNA KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU'S!!!
Sarge: What did I just say!
Sarge rushes off over to the cliff edge.
Sarge (Echoes): IF YOU'RE STILL HERE, JUST IGNORE THOSE LAST BITS!
Leo facepalms while shaking his head.
Leo: So, much for the element of surprise.
Dr. Grey looks upwards at Caboose.
Dr. Grey: Caboose, if you could, please, have Freckles run a thermal scan of the area.
Caboose: Ah, yes.
He brings his assault rifle up.
Caboose: Um, hey, Freckles?
Freckles: {Yes, Captain Caboose?}
Caboose: Oh, yes, uh, Freckles, could you go ahead and give me a... thermal... sweater to the base... thing.
Freckles: {Affirmative.}
Sarge walks back over to the group.
Tucker: Heat scanners and Google Translate. Nice.
Dr. Grey: If you put the brain of a killing machine into an assault rifle, you don't cut corners.
Sarge: Can you give it control over the safety?
Freckles: {Affirmative. Also, I heard that.}
Sarge: Whoa-oh.
Sarge cautiously takes a few steps back.
Dr. Grey: Don't worry! My tests determined that it was actually safer to give Freckles full control of the rifle rather than Caboose.
Leo: And you were able to test that how?
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