Red vs Blue Season 13: Male OC

Rvb S13 E5 "No Fighting in the War Room"

Tractor Beam Tower A
At Crash Site Alpha, where Tractor Beam Tower A is located with numerous Pirates outside patrolling the place. Within the Tower, Felix is leaning against a monitor staring at the Counselor with Locus standing behind him.

Counselor: He's been calling himself "Sharkface".

Felix: What is he, a Batman villain?

Counselor: His physical appearance, combined with a deep-seated sense of contrarianism seems-

Felix holds his hand up to counselor, cutting him off.

Felix: Oh my god, shut up. I don't care.

Locus: Can we use him?

Locus stalks around him as the Counselor follows him with his eyes.

Counselor: If we continue our sessions, absolutely.

Locus: Good.

Locus proceeds to stand besides Felix.

Felix: (Snorts) "Sharkface", "Locus". Whatever happened to normal fucking names? I mean, am I crazy?!

Counselor: Well...

Felix stands up, pointing at the Counselor.

Felix: Don't psychoanalyze me.

The lights suddenly go out, making the three look around in confusion.

Counselor: What was that?

Before they could question it further, one of the Space Pirate calls the mercs over the radio.

Space Pirate 1: (Radio) Locus, Felix. We've got a problem.

Locus: Report.

Space Pirate 1: Our teleporters malfunctioned. They just detonated.

Felix: How many?

Space Pirate 1: Well...em...all of them.

Locus and Felix look at each other in utter disbelief until suddenly, a red light appears behind them. Both of them turn towards the source.

Armonia/War Room
Gathered around in the war room at Armonia are Doyle, Kimball, Wash, Zeta and the Reds communicating with Carolina, Epsilon, Leo, Tucker, Wade, Caboose, Sarge and Dr. Grey on the War Room monitor.

Doyle: Emily!! Please, slow down.

Dr. Grey: Slow down?! General, the alien weapons, the vehicles, all of the artifacts we've found over the years, they weren't broken! They were just deactivated!! And Leo made them work!

Sarge: For all of two seconds.

Kimball: How is that possible?

Leo: I still don't know how to explain myself. While I was waiting for Dr. Grey to make her 'break through' and started scratching my neck-

Tucker: Could've been worse places to have an itch.

Leo: But then it started to burn like if someone put an hot iron pan to my neck, until out of nowhere a weird holographic symbol appeared. When I went to go touch it some red alien popped up and- AGH!

Leo falls to his knees and grips the side of his neck. Everyone looks at him in worry, while Dr. Grey and Carolina help him up.

Carolina: You alright, Leo?