If You Like to Talk to Tomatoes

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Wednesday
6:32 pm

Hot but Not Cold 🥵 has started a
chat with 'The Greatest
Heroes Ever (Except Mineta)'

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
I have just one thing to say
.
.
.
Does this mean no more cuddles??

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
Aww bb
I'll still cuddle you

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Ugh
Anyone else but this stinky bitch??

Invisibitch
I smell
Tension??

Kermit
I swear to god
Toru always knows the tea earlier
than any of us

Even ochaco

Uravi-tea
It brings dishonor to my name

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Lmao poor ocha bb
Also yeah there's some sexual tension
between me and 🅱️enki

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
I did?? Literally nothing??

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Yeah
Just like your dicc when we hooked up

Flex Tape
IM GOING APESHIT MAN WH AT-

Rocky
And here I thought
That denki was manly
Tiny pp = super not manly 😔

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
KIRI MY GUY-

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
CAN WE STOP EXPOSING ME
AT LEAST IM BIGGER THAN BAKUGOU

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
HOW THE FUCC-

Bomb Cutie 🥰
YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS WATCHING ME
IN THE SHOWERS

IM GONNA WRING YOUR NECK ASSHAT

Bomb Cutie 🥰 has left the chat

The True Hot and Cold
Kaminari, I advise that you run.
Not from Bakugou, but from me.

He has just blown up my door in his blind gorilla rage.
I'm going to freeze you and watch you suffer.

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
GOTTA BLAST-

🅱️ikachu-Bitch has left the chat

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
So,,
We literally not gonna talk about the pp gazing??

Flex Tape
I mean,
Guys joke about measuring each other
to see who's alpha but,
Denks just took it to seriously

Emo Duck
I blame dark shadow for bringing
up the idea.
My apologies, bros.

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
Lmao Tokoyami said bros
Oh shit here they come-

🅱️ikachu-Bitch has left the chat

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Damn we really gonna have
a murder case here

She's Basically Female Jesus
MURDER?!
Not on my watch!

She's Basically Female Jesus has left the chat

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
MAMO TO THE RESCUE
BLESS HER SOUL 🤧

PinkHunnie💖
BACK TO YOU AND DENKI
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Mina, you dumb troglodyte
It happened last chapter, remember?

Uravi-tea
(Name)! You can't say stuff like that!
It'll freak people out!

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Oh shit my bad
I meant Monday
Yeah, not at all breaking the fourth wall

Invisibitch
Eh, it's the start

Small Might
Uh, guys?
Why is Yaoyorozu handcuffing Kacchan and Todoroki while Denki is passed out?
Also my door's on fire help-

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
LMAOOO
Izu don't worry about it
Also I'm sure Yaomomo
will take care of your door

She's Basically Female Jesus
I have foiled the murder!!
No need to be worried!!
Unfortunately, Kaminari used his
quirk too much and has passed out.

Class Daddy
Excellent job, Vice President!
I apologize for not responding, I am with my brother at the moment.

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Aww you're fine Tenee 🥰
You two should make like a comedy
cop series where you take down
criminals and hijinks ensue

Emo Duck
That is what they already are doing.
Being true heroes, protecting the people, in this sitcom called life.

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Tokoyami is secretly poet
or fan fiction author?? 🤔🤔

Emo Duck
Definitely not the second one

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
Erina is a powerful woman if she
was able to take Jonathan's dong

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
BITCH WHAT

She's Basically Female Jesus
Ah, Kaminari! Glad to see that you
are conscious again!

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
Sea lions rape penguins

Freddy Mercury
Even though his brain is fried, he still has more knowledge than normal.
Albeit useless and stupid knowledge.

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Oh yeah that reminds me,
Dio is a hot motherfucker

Invisibitch
Jotaro's kinda cute 👉👈

Uravi-tea
Jonathan radiates the same energy as Kiri not gonna lie

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Oh my god he does
Kiri is the real life Jonathan

Rocky
He is so manly!
I can only wish to be like him!!

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
LOOK AT MY BABY BOY
YOURE BETTER THAN HIM BB
💖💓💘

🅱️ikachu-Bitch
Coronavirus never happened

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Lmao look at this bitch
That was a long time ago denks
We learned about this in history

Freddy Mercury
Looks like he really was listening in class for once

Bomb Cutie🥰
MY CIRCULATION IS GETTING CUT OFF BY THESE HANDCUFFS

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Lmao who cares dumb bitch



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Hey guys! Since I don't have school for a whole month, I'm gonna try to write more!

In all seriousness, please take care of yourselves and be considerate of others.
Also, clean your phone since it's a big source of bacteria and germs!

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