"Wait... handsome squidward?!" Said a short stumpy cyclops with thin limbs, "Mike Wazowski?!" Said handsome Squidward and Shrek at the same time, "Wait how do you know my girlfriend?" They said again at the same time. "You have a girlfriend?!" The Lorax said storming off.
Why does this always happen to me? I just wanted to disco, and yet again I'm let down. When will I ever find love? I sat down on the curb a beer in hand, why can't my disco fantasies come true? I thought taking a swig, when suddenly a ginormous shadow came up behind me...
