I walk into the restaurant with my cheekbones on fleek. I tell the waiter, "table for 2 please. btw this dude is my bf so don't screw up or I'll fookin kill u." the waiter shivers in fear and then walks them to the table by the window so he doesn't screw up. "Jawn, gimme your coat," I say while grabbing his coat off. I pull out his chair and he sits down. "Wow how romantic Sherlawk." he says. "No prob my squiggle puff." We look at the menu. The waiter comes by. "We will take the spaghetti with a singular meatball. We will share it." Jawn starts, "Actually I want the-" "No. You will eat spaghetti with me cause ur my squiggle puff." The waiter comes by with the spaghetti. Eat up he says. Jawn and I take each side of a singular pasta and slurp in until our lips almost touch each other. Then I take the rest of the noodle and laugh at him. We then cut the meatball in half and share it. Then we leave.
A/N I promise that they get better after this one 😂
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