Julianne: hEy gUys lEts gO oUtAaleyah: wAit jUliaNne.
Julianne: wAt.
Julianne's pov
I turn around and Aaleyah's face was inches away from mine.
I was in confusion.
She was holding a snack that are sticks but aren't pepero. (I forgot what it's called.)
She grabbed my waist and threw her plushie to Alessandra.
Alessandra: oW WhAt ThE-
Aaleyah grabbed a pepero from the jar and stuck it to my mouth.
Aaleyah: open.
She said dominantly. My brain was in confusion once again.
And.
This.
Was.
A.
Girl.
I'm straight and I don't know what to do.
Imma just imagine taht it's Joshua so my brain will not die.
Joshua stuck his lips on the other end of the sticksl and started to eat it-
Alessandra: wOAH PG, PG!
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Naizer: hey Sam, can you call Florence for me.
Samantha: k.
Samantha: *goes in the room* hey Florence, your husband is calling- I mean Naizer.
Aaleyah: nAizEr iS oUtsIDe?
Samantha: yeah why?
Aaleyah: *smirks*
Samantha: shit.
<1 minute later>
Samantha: lEt mE gO I dOnt WaNt To sEe hI-
Samantha: yoUr bReakIng mY aRm- I hAs iNjUry
Samantha: juLianNe hElp mE
Julianne: I alMost kIssEd a GIrl gUys woOHOo!
Samantha: fUck
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Julianne: how do you suck a pacifier?
Florence: imagine that that pacifier is joshua's d-
Samantha: how do you suck a pacifier?
Prince: do I look like I can suck Ds?
Samantha:
Samantha: I said pacifier not-
Alessandra: how do you suck a pacifier?
Captain Lever:
Captain Lever: epic.
Lara: how do you suck a pacifier?
Martin: in the late 1988, a spaceship called xxx1 blasted and specifically and literally crashed into earth. Metaphorically, it does not say anything about the subject of sucking pacifiers.
Lara:
Lara:
Lara: what the fuck.
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I wanna YeeT myself.
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ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ᴏɴ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ [S.Y. 2019 - 2020]
HumorThis story is about shat my classmates say in the classroom, when our teachers are not around. -completed created by: S.A.S. of Courage coronavirus still won't let us graduate so. this is what happens. ×too much swearing and stupidity, please prepar...