Oh my What is she doing she's going to break the elevator more than it already is
Sheldon- Um excuse me do you know how to read
The blonde turns around
Penny- Yes have you notice this elevator doesn't work
Sheldon- No I didn't notice I read the sign right next to it
Penny- Sorry I didn't notice but how am I suppose to put my stuff in my apartment
Sheldon- Ever heard of stairs
Penny- But
Sheldon- Listen if you promise not to socialize with me or kill me or give me any diseases and leave me alone in peace I'll offer you help
Penny- Insane neighbor broken elevator my day couldn't get better
Sheldon- Excuse me my mother had me tested I'm not insane
Penny- Your mom did what OK let's just bring my stuff up my department is 4b
Sheldon- 4b Agh
Penny- What is it bad a bad apartment
Sheldon- No But I'm gonna have to see you every time I go outside
Couple of hours later
Leonard- Sheldon there's a new neighbor let's go see who it is
Sheldon- You might not wanna go she doesn't know how to read
Leonard- What come on let's go don't be rude
Sheldon- Or else what
Leonard- do I have to call Ms. Cooper for you to behave
Sheldon- No OK lets go
Opens door
Leonard- Hi
Penny- Hi
Leonard hits Sheldon with his elbow
Sheldon- Greetings
Penny- Its you again what happened with the deal
Sheldon- Leonard can we just get this over with
Leonard- Hello I'm Dr. Leonard Leaky Hofstader your neighbor
Penny- Oh I'm penny What's Mr. Wakadoodle name
Sheldon- My name is Jeff
Leonard- I'm callimg Mrs. Cooper
Sheldon- Bazinga I'm Dr. Sheldon Lee cooper It wasn't nice to meet you lets go eat Leonard
Leonard- Penny would you like to join us
Penny- Sure
Oh OK its fine Sheldon you have a PhD she's just a blonde girl I'm going to the bathroom opens door as penny sits in Sheldon spot Leonard is on the phone calling raj and Howard who are bringing the food
Sheldon- OH MY Leonard
Leonard- Sheldon I'm on the phone
Sheldon- On the phone but look at her
Leonard- Sheldon
Raises his eyebrow
Sheldon- I guess I'll have to fight this war alone if I die it was your fault penelope move
Penny- Just call me penny and why
Sheldon- That's my spot move
Penny- Or else what
Sheldon- This might not seem appropriate for someone with my IQ level and my age but I'm gonna do it
Penny- Do what wakadodle
Sheldon tries pushing penny with his hips causing penny to fall down on top of him
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