duck season rap

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"sittin at home all alone, boredom all on my own. just waitin' on my mom, maybe i should call her up on the phone. WAIT. there go the front door! hold on mom what you coming home late for? by myself, couldn't freakin take it anymore. PUT YA PAWS UP, NOW YOU GONNA FREAKIN PAY FOR IT! hold up. wait. what's that bag? duck season? what is that? i put it in the console. momma if this game is bad...YO! THIS  GAME IS LIT! LEVEL ONE? I DID IT! this dog though, can split. something don't feel right that is..
*sigh* uh level 3 done. mom, I'M STILL WAITING ON MY FREAKIN PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH! I HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS! ALRIGHT? now you might think i'm freakin over exaggerating, but look at my hand! it's shaking! *sigh* anyway...
couple hours passed, man i'm feeling gassed. already level 6?? FAM THE DAY WENT SO FAST! something's feeling weird though...
..paranoid and fearful..
what's that at the window? mom..  oh my gosh no.......
*mom? mOM?! MOM! GET UP MOM! mom? wh- what happened?! mom?!*

- THE DUCK SEASON SONG | Duck Season #5 FINAL EPISODE (ALL ENDINGS COMPLETE)

quote from september 27, 2017

a/n: do y'all prefer shorter or longer quotes?

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