Edible Slime was a Mistake

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Mark- The world of slime was forever changed when some boy *Mark noises* and some mom names *some more Mark noises*

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Mark- Glue, borax, water and then mah bowl.

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Ethan- Do you think they have different flavours?

Mark- y-yes... They... They're 2 different...

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Mark- You're right! We didn't touch, Amy! We didn't touch, and now as a punishment we have to eat.

Amy- "You didn't touch Amy," Or, "You didn't touch, Amy,"?

Mark- We didn't touch, you're right, Amy. We did not touch the smile so now we have to eat the slime.

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Mark- *making fun of Ethan* *Ethan noise* 3 level scoops! *Ethan noise*

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Mark- That isn't... No you go ahead.

Ethan- What?

Mark- No, go ahead, sorry.

Ethan- 1 scoop of warn water.

Mark- Mhm.

Ethan- What's your deal?

Mark- No, you're right! I'm, I literally apologized, you're fine!

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Mark- Look man, I don't always new, no, nu... I don't always gnoh the right way, man. Sometimes you're correct and me trying to correct you is wrong and I'm trying to be better about that.

Ethan- Well, thank you, I appreciate that.

Mark- Also, you're a cunt.

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Mark- This makes me think, I haven't made chicken and dumplings in a while.

Ethan- *snickers*

Mark- What?

Ethan- Cool.

Mark- Why's that getting a laugh? All my other genius jokes!

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Ethan- Water! You remember? Do you remember?

Mark- hm? What is that?

Ethan- remember Water?

Mark- Remember from what?

Ethan- You...

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Ethan- What if we combine our goops?

Mark- No.

Ethan- At the end.

Mark- No.

Ethan- At the end.

Mark- No.

Ethan- At the end.

Mark- No.

Ethan- The end.

Mark- No!

Ethan- The end!

Mark- NO! This is the problem with men! I say no, you are not taking my no!

Ethan- mmm, I don't know...

Mark- mmmm, take my no!

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Mark- I just wanted a smaller bowl.

Ethan- I want to not have this on my hands anymore.

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Mark- You close? You close?

Amy- Stop!

Ethan- Stop!

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Ethan- We're making monsters cum.

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Amy- If you put sour powder in that, that might save it.

Mark- *rolls eyes in annoyance*

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Description-

Make the smile. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat it.

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