Dirk owns a alpaca and keeps it in his backyard. Dave taunts Dirk by making alpaca jokes leik 'Picnic? ALPACA lunch'
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Eh. Homestuck Headcanons
FanfictionExactly the title. Don't bother reading if you don't leik a bunch of random pairings. Cuz it will happen. Yaoi and Yuri. Don't worry.
HC VIII
Dirk owns a alpaca and keeps it in his backyard. Dave taunts Dirk by making alpaca jokes leik 'Picnic? ALPACA lunch'