how to cook eggs

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Phone_Charger: how to cook eggs

CandyCane: ?

Phone_Charger: how to cook scrambled eggs and bacon

Green_Bean: kaminari, this isn't google?

Phone_Charger: the hell it is google now how do I make scrambled eggs and bacon

Phone_Charger: oh...wait 😅

LordExplosion_Murder: are you seriously that fuckin stupid dunce face?

Phone_Charger: no, i swear it was a mistake! i must've accidentally pressed imessage instead of google when i started using the text to speech!

(A/N: srryy im an apple user)

Tail_Boi: so you volunteer to make breakfast even though you can't cook scrambled eggs and bacon...?

Shark_Boi: and you screwed up with google? man, you need help...

Phone_Charger: y u bully me 😢

LordExplosion_Murder: cause you deserve it dumbass.

Galaxy_Mochi: hey deku!!!

Green_Bean: hi uraraka! 😊

LordExplosion_Murder has changed CandyCane's name to "IcyHot_Bastard."

IcyHot_Bastard: i feel personally attacked.

Phone_Charger: we all do tho

LordExplosion_Murder: DUNCE FACE ARE YOU EVEN DONE WITH BREAKFAST YET

Phone_Charger: still looking for results on google, so it's all good 😉👍

Octo_Arms: kaminari, you keep private chatting me with the question "how to cook scrambled eggs on the frying pan."

Phone_Charger: oh shit

LordExplosion_Murder: oh shit is right

Sonic: Bakugou! Kaminari! This language is not acceptable!

LordExplosion_Murder: would you prefer us to speak french then?

Disco_Ball: i already do! ~⭐️!

LordExplosion_Murder: nobody asked.

• Same Day: 11:08 A.M •

Shark_Boi: todoroki? is it possible for you to create water using both your right and left side?

IcyHot_Bastard: uh

Shark_Boi: cuz kaminari managed to set the kitchen on fire 😅

LordExplosion_Murder: WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP HIM MAKE GODDAMN EGGS AND BACON LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHITTY HAIR?

IcyHot_Bastard: i mean, i could just freeze the kitchen.

Phone_Charger: snow day!

Shark_Boi: sure, just get your ass over here before aizawa finds out!

AirPods: is that why the smoke detector is going off in there?

Green_Bean: what the hell did they do now?

Galaxy_Mochi: deku...did you just....swear?

Green_Bean: nope! im the most innocent cinnamon roll in the world why would i do such a thing? gtg ttyl! 😅

Green_Bean is offline.

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