Roger has added Brian, Freddie and John to unnamed chat!
Roger: guys I have an issue
John: why the fuck did you make another groupchat
Brian: yeah what happened to the other one?
Brian: oh wait, it's cause roger kept sending his weird fucking car porn
John: oh right I forgot about that
Roger: I saiD I HAVE AN ISSUE
Brian: and what might that be?
Roger: so basically I was watching this video, and now my dick is stuck in my toaster
John: how the actual fuck do you get your dick stuck in a toaster?
Brian: it's Roger what do you expect?
Freddie: what the fuck is going on
John: roger got his dick stuck in a toaster
Freddie: hoW THE FUCK DID HE MANAGE TO GET HIS DICK STUCK IN A FUCKING TOASTER
Roger: I doNT KNOW
John: don't we have school in like an hour
Freddie: oh shit we do
Roger: HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY DICK OUT OF A TOASTER
John: hahaha roger has to go to school with his dick in a toaster
John has changed Roger's nickname to Toaster Dick!
Toaster Dick: THIS ISNT FUNNY WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO SOMEONE HELP ME
Freddie: I'd rather not
Toaster Dick: scHOOL STARTS IN AN HOUR AND IM OVER HERE SITTING ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR WITH MY DICK IN A TOASTER
John: turn on the toaster
Freddie: yeah, what would happen if you turn on the toaster
Toaster Dick: guYS PLEASE WHAT DO I DO
Brian: jeSUS CHRIST JUST PULL IT OUT
John: heheheh, pull out
Freddie: yeah p u l l I t o u t
Toaster Dick: whAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM TRYING TO DO, I CANT GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS
Freddie: Brian help him
Brian: why do I have to
John: you're literally his neighbour just go pull him out,
John: hehehehe p u l l o u t
Brian: heLL NO IM NOT PULLING HIS DICK OUT OF A TOASTER
Freddie: ill pay you 10 bucks if you do it
Brian: no
John: I'll do it for 75
Freddie: John what the fuck do you think I am a bank?
John: y e s
Brian: school literally starts in 45 minutes, Roger just pull your fucking peen out of the toaster already
John: hehehe pull out
Brian: John I swear to god if you make another pull out joke I will slap you with Rogers toaster dick.
John: yoU WOULDNT DO THAT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND D:
Toaster Dick: I am free
Freddie: what the fuck did you do
Toaster dick: I threw the toaster at the wall
John: was your pee pee still in it?
Toaster dick: y e a h, wait did you just say pee pee-
John: I'm sorry I don't like the real word it scares me
Freddie: peen, penis, dick
Toaster dick: I just realized my pee pee is burnt
Brian: whAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN, YOU STUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK INTO A TOASTER
Toaster dick: oh no brians yelling at mE, brIan you cant yeLL AT SOMEONE WITH A BURNT PEE PEE
Freddie: yeah Brian what the fuck that's so rude
John: yeah what the fuck brain
Toaster dick: did you just say Brain
John: whoOps yeAh
Freddie: Brian, Brain same thing
Toaster dick has changed Brian's nickname to Brain!
Brain: fuck off
Toaster Dick: oh no briaN said a bAd woRd
Freddie: :O Brian how could you
Brain: why am I friends with you guys
John: cause you love each and every one of us, and you care for us deeply <3
Brain: what the fuck
Freddie: g a y
Brain: I'm done
Toaster Dick: for n o w
John: ah crap I have to leave for schOoL:C
Freddie: imagine going to school
John: we literally have first and third period together
Freddie: i m a g i n e
Toaster dick: and I'm going to school with a burnt pee pee
A/N, so yeah this is my first fanfic thing I've posted in a longggg time😂 Anyways hopefully this doesn't go to shit,
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Fanfiction"Roger how the fuck did you get your dick stuck in a toaster?"
