Toaster Dick: guys I'm bored
Freddie: me toO
Toaster Dick: wanna come hAng oUt
Freddie: mMMmmm I'm grounded,
Freddie: but heck yeah I'm coming over
John: I'm coming wiTH yOU GUYS:C
Toaster Dick: yaY party at my house, c o o l g u y😎
John: nvm my mom said no
Freddie: who the fuck still asks their mom to go out
John: well iM SORRY, IM TOO SCARED TO SNEAK OUT
Toaster Dick: why I do it all the time
Freddie: yeah me too
John: she says I can't leave the house incase I get that corona crAp
Freddie: like the beer?
John: yeAh, thE bEEr duMbfuCk
Freddie: I was mAkiNG a jOKE
Toaster Dick: I want a corona now:(
Freddie: c o r o n a t i m e
Toaster dick: hey briAn are you coming toO?
John: it's 2:56am why the fuck would Brian still be awake
Freddie: he literally has the mindset of a 60 year old man
Toaster Dick: Brian wake up
Toaster Dick: wake up
Toaster Dick: wake uP
Freddie: wake up you dumb bitch
Toaster Dick: b r u t a l
John: wake uP
Toaster Dick: if Brian doesn't answer he jacks off to space
Freddie: s p a c e w a n k e r
John: s p a c e w a n k e r
Toaster Dick: Brian jacks off to space confirmed✔️
Freddie has changed Brain's nickname to Space Wanker!
John: I'm fucking crying
Freddie: I'm already prepared for one of his speeches on "wakInG hIm uP" or hoW irresponsible we arE
Toaster Dick: I'm used to it🤷🏼♀️
Toaster Dick: also why is my name still toaster dick:(
Freddie: cause you put your fucking penis in a toaster you dumbass
Toaster Dick: weLL IM SORRY
Freddie: and you burnt it
Toaster Dick: i-
John: oh right I forgot about that,
Toaster Dick: caN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT PLEASE
Freddie: I'm outside your house
Toaster Dick: what the fuck
Toaster Dick: oH riGHT I FORGOT
John: :C
Toaster Dick: why do you have a 2 packs of coronas-
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Fanfiction"Roger how the fuck did you get your dick stuck in a toaster?"
