Quirk: Little Bitch
Brief Description: The user is a little bitch, hence the name. The quirk manifests in shopping areas. It causes the user to begin purchasing entire stocks of items unknowingly and without a clear purpose.
Drawbacks: Personally hated with a passion.
Misc.: Currently an issue for myself, going to the store to see no toilet paper. You absolute fucks, you actually have a use for the Great Value Single Ply cheap shit? I have a septic tank. Do you know what that means? No two-ply for me, not that I would pay for that crap. Fuck off, you city people with sewage. Leave the exact same thing in two-ply, I hope your internal organs slowly begin to be replaced by overly broasted vegetables, their mushiness equal to your fucking brain. If I see you in the fucking parking lot I will enact physical violence the likes of you have never seen. I will absolutely remove your goddamn spleen and use if for some type of fashionable evening wear in some roundabout way and leave you on the cracked asphalt crying tears of butter regret on par with my burning anger against you and your future generations you waste of space.
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