I'll Speak French Between Your Legs

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Ron:It's so cool how you got your           contacts Harry.

Harry:Thanks Ron.

Blaise:Why are you looking at Harry that way Draco?

Draco:I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR HARRY!!!

Pansy:Harry huh?

Draco:Dammit you caught me.

Hermione:Harry Go flirt with him!

Ron:Mate don't even...

Harry:Hey Draco.

Draco:What do you want Potter?

Harry:I'll speak French between your legs.

Draco:The hottest things I've ever been told.

Blaise:I am just picturing someone screaming Bonjour at a penis.

Pansy:SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!!

Hermione:TITTY CROISSANTS!!!LOL!!!  

Ron:NONE OF YOU SHOULD EVER BE HAVING SEX!!!

Harry:Loosen up Ron.

Pansy:So are you guys gonna kiss or...

Draco:Shut up Pansy!

Pansy:What? I am just trying to help.

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