Harry:Hello,Ladies and Gentlemen and non-binary pals.I an Harry Potter and today we are going to learn how to make a Malfoy blush.First Step:Pick your Malfoy.I am going to pick the youngest and cutest who is Draco Malfoy.(Summons Draco).Second Step: Tame your Malfoy.(Walks Away and Comes Back 5 minutes later and Gives Draco a green apple candy).
Draco:Soo...What do you want me to do with this exactly?
Harry:I want you to eat it.
Draco:No.
Harry:It's green apple flavored.
Draco:(Eats it).
Harry:Ok,Now Step.Three:Give your Malfoy affection.Let me demonstrate.(Hugs Draco).
Draco:(Hugs Back).
Me:10 minutes later.(Harry got to comfortable).
Harry:Step Four:Make sure that your Malfoy likes cuddles and genuinely feel comfortable with you.Step Five:This step is the last and the most important step and also my favorite. Make sure you atleast try to kiss them once because Malfoy's are very good kissers.Let me show you how to do it right.(Kisses Draco).
Me:The End lol.
