Laughing Book

The 4 Nuns

4 nuns stand in line ready to confess their sins to the priest.

1st one enters..

Nun1: ''Father,forgive me for I have sinned I have seen the male thing''.
Priest: ''Say 10 Our Fathers and wash your eyes in the Holy water''.

2nd nun enters..

Nun2: ''Forgive me Father for I have sinned.I've touched male thing''.
Priest: ''Say 20 Our Fathers and wash your hand in the Holy water''.

3th nun wants to enter but 4th one pushes her and enters before her..

Nun 4: ''Father! You are crazy if you think I will wash my mouth after She washes her ass in the Holy water!!"