When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this songWhen the White Wolf fought
A silver tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revelThey came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teethWhile the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleatToss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plentyAt the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And bring you the morn, ohHe thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it cameHe wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the restThat's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some aleToss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanityToss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanityToss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
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