Rere: I'm getting married
Drew: I'm sorry repeat that. *fr holding a shotgun*
Zander: *fr holding a baseball bat* you're doing what now
Ayden: yea I think not
Fangs: *fr holding a sword* EXCUSE ME!?
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Fangs: why am I friends with you three again?
Ayden: we're best friends
Drew: first love
Zander: *looks at his brothers than at fangs* because we're besties i love your midgey ass and you're mine
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Fangs: Hey Ari why are all hot girls straight all hot guys gay all sexy guys bisexual and all sexy girls pansexual?
Ari: I don't know why
Fangs: Cause they all were created by gods tears making them hotter than anything
Ari: Oh that's-wait are saying I'm hot?
Fangs: I TOLD YOU THIS MULTIPLE TIMES!
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Fangs: so say I wanna get high
Opal: Wait you actually aren't always high?
Fangs: wow I feel hurt for some reason no what did you think my body ran off of jingle jangle,cocaine and coffee?
Opal: Yes I actually did
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Mama Rina: okay where is the body?
Fangs: Well you what happened was I got hungry right and I was pregnant at the time with baby rere and she kinda got hungry for human heart and then I burned the body after stealing all the blood.
Mama Rina: I-
Kol: You sure she's just a hellwitch?
