(Found these on pinterest)
Haru:I don't like Lado's trousers....
Lado:WHAT?!
Haru:but I like what's underneath them
Lado:*blushing*
Nightshade:.....
Kaiya:....
Kaiya:his legs?
Zea:nO
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Nora:where's my fucking soda?
Kaiya:language!
Nora:ENGLISH!
Kaiya:I meant Could you maybe say it a bit nicer
Nora:May i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking soda
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Before Nora and Nightshade got together
Nora:Wait are you flirting with me?!
Nightshade:have been for the past year,but thanks for noticing
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Pansexualpisces:why did the chicken cross the road?
Nightshade:why?
Pansexualpisces:to get to the idiots house
Pansexualpisces:knock knock
Nightshade:who's there?
Pansexualpisces:the chicken
Nightshade:...
Pansexualpisces:...
Nightshade:I won't stab you on one condition
Pansexualpisces:what?
Nightshade:Go tell this joke to kin
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kaiya,holding a jar:this is for if you cuss you must put a dollar in the jar
Kin:frick frack mothertrucker shiz shaty sashole ducking
Kaiya:Your on thin fucking ice!
Kin:*gasps*
Kaiya:?
Kaiya:! WAIT‐
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Nora: I have the sharpest memory name one time I forget something
Kin:you left me in the Walmart parking lot three weeks ago
Nora:that was in purpose,try again
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kin:some people are like slinkies
Zea:explain
Kin:not really good for much but brings a smile when pushed down stairs
Zea:....
Zea:please don't push pansexualpisces down the stairs
Kin:You can't stop me!
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Lado:name one way to be nice to others
Pansexualpisces:not kill them
Lado:...
Lado:setting the bar low, but I'll allow it
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Lado:what have I told you about comparing Haru and the devil
Kin:that it's offensive to the devil?
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Nora:hey, watch out for that trash bag
Kin:who Haru he's all the way on the other side of the room
Haru: what have I ever done to you?
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
The void at 3am when pansexualpisces is asleep in the real world
Rento:Do blind people see their dreams?
Haru:Do deaf people hear their thoughts?
Avery:Do you two ever shut the fuck up?
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Rento:A mosquito tried to bite me I slapped it and killed it
Rento:and I started thinking
Rento:it was just trying to get food
Rento:what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Rento:how would I feel
Avery:are you okay?
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Pansexualpisces:*points to nukes and bombs in the corner of the void*what is that?
Haru:that's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons
Avery:were not blowing up moons!
Haru:you just wanna suck the joy out of everything
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kin:when I first met you,I did not like you
Haru:I'm aware of that
Kin:but then you and I had some time together (they were on a mission)
Haru:uh-huh...?
Kin:it did not get better
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kaiya:tell me about yourself
Artem:I get jealous of my phone when it dies
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
[Before Haru and Lado started dating]
Haru:I need to get something off my chest
Lado:is it your shirt?please say yes
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kaiya:imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time
Artem:oh wow,my childhood innocence! thanks for finding this
Oklahoma/Jose:my will to live!I haven't seen this in years!
Pi bear:I knew I lost some potential somewhere
Pansexualpisces:Mental stability my old friend!
Kaiya:Guys,could you lighten up a bit?
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Pansexualpisces out!
