❝my baby just texted me,, hoes before bros🤡❞
❝bros before hoes & that's on kacchan❞
❝shut up, i ain't tryna die ❞
.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.
.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.
"L/n, do you know what the consequences will be for your childish actions?"
"A raise? I don't get paid enough around here." Y/n said, as Izuku tried to hold in his laughter.
"This is serious L/n." Principal Nezu said.
"Okay okay. How about you transfer me to Class 1-A and I'll be gucci aight?" She said, looking at her nails.
"No."
"Wha?! What do you mean no?!" She shouted. "I thought I was your favorite, remember back in the day you used to baby sit me while my momma was over seas! Remember the good ole days?!" She argued.
"That was Mr. Aizawa and Mr. Yamada." He stated.
"Oh right..." She crossed her arms on her chest. "But-"
"No more L/n, You'll be cleaning the third year's hallways for the rest of week." He stated.
"The hell?! Them hallways dirty as fuck!" She shouted.
"Watch your language L/n!" Principal Nezu warned which made Y/n give him the 'sorry' look.
"Fine." You heard Katsuki trying to laugh, but was kind of echoed with the spoon in his nose. "And you take that damn spoon out that poor boy's nose!" Principal Nezu shouted.
"Okay okay! Stop yelling at me!" She shouted.
"Come here! Get over here!" Y/n said in a meme voice as Katsuki was running away from the terrifying girl. "Don't touch me you damn Kuso!" (a/n: the nickname that Katsuki calls Y/n, it means shit, because Katsuki is a mean fuckface,, but i still love him)
Izuku was now bursting out laughing.
"Run Kacchan!" Izuku said. "You're suppose to be on my side Izu!" Y/n shouted.
"I mean..." Izuku thought about the lessons that Mina has been giving him. "Uhh...Beat his ass bestfriend!" He shouted, as he lifted his hand up to make a number one with his finger.
"I never gave you permission to cuss!" Y/n shouted. "Sorry Y/n."
.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.
group chat; the three musketeers since birth & that's on period [kacchan, deku, and kuso]
deku
that was hilariouswhen y/n was chasing kacchan
kuso
yea ig it waskacchan
it wasn't funnythe big part of the spoon smelt like metal
kuso
maybe cs it was metalkacchan
shut up u little shitnobody asked
kuso
i mean yo dumbass said sum,, so ig u diddeku
let's all get along here :)kuso
shut up izukacchan
shut up dekudeku
sorry :(kuso
my baby just texted mehoes before bros 🤡
deku
bros before hoes & that's on kacchankacchan
shut up i ain't tryna diekuso has left the chat
.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.
private chat [kiribabey and cutie bun bun]
kiribabey
hi my princessimusm
cutie bun bun
hi my wittle angel!imu more
kiribabey
my heart-cutie bun bun
i jus wanna hug & cuddle with uukiribabey
same uwucutie bun bun
owokiribabey
come to my dorm so we can make love...cutie bun bun
*gaspsUR TOO YOUNG KIRIBABEY
kiribabey
...make love with cuddles :)cutie bun bun
:Oomw
cutie bun bun has left the chat
.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.
this chapter was partially edited
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