the circus
ariana: fredo u liked that girls comment
now everyone thinks i'm dating calum we-
alfredo: are they wrong
brian: ^
ariana: WE ARENT DATING
victoria: thats what u said with p*te
then u got engaged
courtney: imagine how tired we are.
doug: marry him it's not out of character
courtney: SKSKSK DOUG
ariana: u guys- 😭
doug: what
ariana: block me
right now
all of u
courtney: are u going to calums
scott: she is
did u see their texts on her post
alfredo: omg
doug: he's cute tho like
brian: i would fuck him tbh
victoria: thats arianas man we-
brian: figuratively speaking
doug: bc that makes it better
victoria: he is kinda cute tho like
and he ain't white thats a plus
courtney: points for diversity
doug: he's in a band too
like a band band
scott: as opposed to what doug we-
courtney: SKSK ' a band band'
alfredo: y'all... ariana be real quiet late lee
ariana: 😐
doug: oop
victoria: are u at calums
brian: if she says yes-
ariana: yes
doug: yaaa get the aussie dick
scott: if u don't doug might hop on
victoria: claim ur mans quick
courtney: is he clean?? don't get an std
he's cute but u never know
victoria: 😭😭 we-
courtney: what we have to make sure
brian: court knee is right
last one proposed so
this one might give her like chlamydia or sumn
we don't know
ariana: STOP DRAGGING HIM EYE-
he doesn't have chlamydia i just asked him
courtney: hiv?? gonorrhoea??
aaron: what
victoria: omg aaron ...
ariana: turnin yall on mute
aaron: what happened
scott: so yall can fuck without getting interrupted by courtney's accusations of calum having gonorrhoea
courtney: accusation or fact...
alfredo: i think we're on mute now
brian: i hope she gets herpes
what she deserves
doug: karma
victoria: BRIAN
DOUG
courtney: yall- i can't breathe
scott: HUDJSHID
alfredo: yall ruthless
aaron: im so confused
