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5 PEARLS OF WISDOM.

1. Money Can't Buy Happiness, But Somehow It's More Comfortable Crying In A Porsche Than On A Bicycle.

2. Forgive The Enemy, But Remember The Bastard's Name.

3. Help A Man When He Is In Trouble, And He Will Remember You When He's In Trouble Again.

4. Many People Are Alive Because It's Illegal To Shoot Them.

5. Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Neither Does Milk.