jjba groupchat

three.

the best jojo has changed their name to johoe.

johoe: hey does anyone wanna do a tiktok with me?

Shiza: Never again

johoe: oh, come on caesar, it's fun

Shiza: It is not fun

DIO: what the fuck is a tiktok

Jotaro: boomer

DIO: fuck you

Jonathan: It's an app that lets you make videos with music.

Pol: oh, come on, why'd you tell him?

Jonathan: Because I wanted to be nice.

Pol: where's the fun in that?

johoe: so was that a no, or-

smoke: I'll do a tiktok with you, Jojo

johoe: i knew i could count on you smokey

johoe: caesar you're sleeping on the couch tonight

Shiza:

johoe: my decision is final

Shiza: Just because I didn't do a tiktok with you?

johoe: yes

Crakyoin: That's reasonable

Shiza: Are you fuckingkidding me

johoe: no

Abdul: I think you might be acting a little dramatic @ johoe

Lisa Lisa: I agree. This might be a little over the top.

johoe: boohoo

Shiza: I'm not sleeping on the couch

johoe: wanna bet

Shiza: Fucking b e t

KARS: This is foolish. You humans argue over everything.

johoe: stfu kars nobody's even talking to you

Shiza: Guess I'm not making dinner tonight

johoe: shut up im making a tiktok w smokey

smoke: yeah

suzi!!: Wow

suzi!!: That sucks for you, Caesar

Shiza has left the conversation.

Lisa Lisa: Well, we tried

REO Speed: A MAN 👦👦 HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER 🌊🏞 IN LEGO CITY‼️🌃

START 🛅✅ THE RESCUE HELICOPTER 🚁

HEY👋❗️

BUILD 👷‍♀️👷‍♀️ THE HELICOPTER 🚁🚁 AND OFF TO THE RESCUE❗️

PREPARE THE LIFELINE 🆘, LOWER THE STRETCHER ♿️♿️ AND MAKE THE RESCUE‼️‼️

THE NEW 🆕🆕 EMERGENCY 🚨 COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY 🌃

Baron Z: I-

johoe: hey guys i'm back

johoe: oh fuck

johoe: oh shit

johoe: brb

Jonathan: Hey, watch your language :(

johoe: boohoo go cry about it 

Jonathan has removed johoe from the conversation.

smoke: oof

[in dms]

johoe: caesar

johoe: caesarino

johoe: babe

johoe: bb

Shiza: what, jojo?

johoe: i'm sorry

johoe: you don't have to sleep on the couch tonight

Shiza:

johoe: bb please

johoe: i love u

johoe: im so sorry

johoe:

johoe: please

Shiza: fine

Shiza: i forgive you

johoe: yay!

johoe: does that mean that you're still going to make dinner tonight? 👉👈

Shiza: no

johoe: aw man 😔

[in gc]

suzi!! has added johoe and Shiza to the conversation. 

johoe: hey bitches

johoe: we worked out our shit

Shiza: 👍

Lisa Lisa: Damn, these bitches gay

Lisa Lisa: Good for them

Jotaro: imagine being gay

Crakyoin: Hi

Jotaro: imagine being straight

Erina♡: Why would I have to imagine?

iggy: imagine being annoying

Pol: Imagine being a dog

Abdul: Iggy??

iggy: yes its me who the fuck else would it be?

Abdul: Idk good point

Abdul: How are you typing?

iggy: with my paws

Abdul: huh

johoe: peepee poopoo

Shiza: Jojo stfu