"WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE OF A HUMAN BEING" karkat yelled as Dave stared at him blankly...or at least he thought. Dave's glasses made it almost impossible to see where he was looking. Dave smiled but karkat grew angry not knowing what exactly was happening."WHAT THE FUCK DAVE" karkat yelled in frustration. this had been going on for an hour...a whole fucking hour!!! Finally karkat ripped off Dave's glasses in a fit of rage. Karkat tried to think of it as flattering but it was down right creepy"DAVE" he paused to calm down and put a pillow over his crotch."WHY ARE YOU STARING AG MY BULGE YOU ASSHOLE FUCK". Dave still didn't answer with his only response being a smirk. Dave said in the only cool way possible "I'm gonna eat your alien bulge". Dave's smirk faded as he pinned karkat on the couch holding karkat's hands in one hand and unzipping his pants with the other.
