Wʏᴀᴛᴛ ᴏʟᴇғғ: - a fucking tortoise - i am like 200% sure wyatt oleff needs a tortoise - i don't know why but i just see this boy randomly bringing it up to you - ^ and you're like totally not into it to begin with - but oh my god, he's so passionate - would lowkey write like a 10 page essay on why you need a tortoise - ^ the overarching point being that "they're just so cool!" - so you get a bloody tortoise - ^ and boy are you glad you did - he is obsessed with it - he'll just put it on the counter and kneel down and just watch it do practically nothing but he's just so in love with him and thinks he's the best - you definitely call him lakitu like the flying turtle thing in mario - wyatt loves lakitu more that you
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Jᴀᴇᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴀʀᴛᴇʟʟ: - okay, i am like massively allergic to cats and lowkey obsessed with jaeden at the moment but, even i can't lie, this boy needs a fucking kitten - jaeden just radiates kitten energy 24/7 - like imagine him suggesting it too you and being all giddy and jumpy and cute because he's so excited - he'll practically drag you to to adoption centre and fidgets so much waiting to go in - he'll hold your hand the entire time while you're looking - and he'll just keep randomly giggling in excitement and jumping - eventually you come across a really small black one with glittering eyes and he'll pick her up so gently and hold her in his hands up to his chest - ^ you die then and there because of the cuteness and cop that cat so fast - his baby voice comes out in like 0.2 seconds and you practically sob at how precious it is and how adorable he's being with your new child
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Jᴀᴄᴋ ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ɢʀᴀᴢᴇʀ: - a goat - ^ yes i know, the other two were so normal, why? - well let me tell you - baby goats are cute as fuck - ^ really adorable and everytime i see one i want one more and more - basically like jack, right? - but goats are also really fucking loud and, if you ask me, kinda psycho - ^ i mean, they climb trees and mountains and literally will eat whatever you put in front of them (𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘) - kinda like jack, loud and crazy - you see where i'm going? - ^ goats = jack dylan grazer - so naturally, when looking for your first pet to get together - your immediate suggestion is a goat and your immediate justification is this - you name him jack jr
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Fɪɴɴ ᴡᴏʟғʜᴀʀᴅ: - scooby-doo - you to buy the cutest lil great dane puppy because you are both determined to have your very own scooby-doo - you were watching one of the movies together one night and you just came out with - ^ "oh my god finn, we should get a scooby!" - naturally, he's immediately on board - it doesn't take long for you to find the perfect dog at the shelter and you both fall in love with him immediately - ^ so much cooing from finn - "i actually think he's the cutest thing i've ever seen, y/n" - goes into this weird yoda/baby voice thing - group cuddles with you three are the best - ^ you'll lay with your head on his chest and he'll have his arms around your shoulder and will literally be doing the same to the dog on his other side - and, obviously, great danes get really big and your favourite part of the day soon becomes finn getting yeeted around the dog park by this giant dog - finn straight up has full on human, deep conversations with the dog
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