i like haikyuu
and i like group chat fics
i guess this is another self explanatory group chat fic
yes they're all crackheads
none of the characters belong to me haha
^ they belong to the all mighty furudate haruichi!!!
[so, guess the title is pretty much self explanatory
lots of homo :)]
sugasuga added dadchi, milklover9, HINATA, yamagucci, tsukishimakei, enno-SHIT, ROLLINGTHUNDA, tanagay, yachihitoka, beautifulqueen, jesus, kinoshita, narita to A GROUP CHAT
4.00 am
tsukishimakei: what the fuck.
4.30 am
sugasuga: tsukki! language!!! tsukishimakei: ... dadchi: what's this koushi? ROLLINGTHUNDA: OWO WHATS THIS HINATA: OWO yamagucci: owo jesus: ...is anyone not gonna notice that daichi used suga's first name?????? ROLLINGTHUNDA: THEYRE DATING? sugasuga: oh fUCK dadchi: LANGUAGE sugasuga: OH FRICK*** enno-SHIT: this is a bad idea.
10.00 am
milklover9: daichi-san where are you guys we've been waiting in front of the gym for 5 minutes tanagay: he's probably fucking suga-san in the bathrooms tanagay: why r u even in front of the gym don't you have class HINATA: we do!!!!!!! tanagay: thEN WHY
enno-SHIT: what the fuck. kinoshita: ^^^^
12.00 pm
sugasuga: don't you guys think this is a little quIeT? sugasuga: perhAps i should sugasuga: spICe iT uP
sugasuga has added alienfucker, iwaizumi, hoemakki, hoemattsun, creampuff, angydog, watari, HOOT, prettiestsetter, konoHOOT, leg, yakult, tetsubro, smei, tententendouu, saltabu, ushiwaka, killmekenma to the chat
hoemakki: YO YO YO HOES AND BROS hoemattsun: MY HOMIE!!!!!!! smei: what the fuck saltabu: what the fuck saltabu: EWWWW ITS THE SHITTY THIRD YEAR EWWW STOP COPYING ME smei: NO YOURE COPYING ME SHUT YOUR FUCK hoemakki: shut your fuck hoemattsun: shut your fuck iwaizumi: what is this sugasuga: hell :) ROLLINGTHUNDA: oh shit it's the mom smile sugasuga: :) sugasuga: noya you have to 3 to apologize for your language sugasuga: 1. sugasuga: 2 ROLLINGTHUNDA: OK MOM IM SORRY FOR SWEARING I WONT DO IT AGAIN sugasuga: :D
killmekenma: what the fuck.
creampuff: wait kenma isn't that akaashi's line prettiestsetter: what killmekenma: what angydog: what
alienfucker:
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enno-SHIT: what alienfucker: the 4th wall break, yahaba, the 4th wall. enno-SHIT: understandable have a good day. sugasuga: dadchi: what in absolute chaos hoemakki: nice kill captain hoemattsun: orrrr maybe not hoemattsun: nice kill suga
tententendouu: YO HOMIES WHAT DID I MISS
smei: no. get the fuck out. tententendouu: awww~ semisemi~~ so mea~n tententendouu: how come you're so mean to mE aNd noT to uShiWaKa-ChAn oR smTh smei: bECAUSE smei: just because. creampuff: it's because creampuff: because the author is a lazy lil shit and can't find a reason for shit alienfucker:
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iwaizumi: ... iwaizumi: anyway, we've been talking for a while and we don't even know who's who. iwaizumi: shouldn't we do a roll call or some introductions??? creampuff: great idea iw- author. nice idea to get them introducing this late into the story but 🆗🆒 alienfucker: i'll go first!!! alienfucker: Oikawa Tooru, Seijoh's captain and number 1 setter! the handsomest. creampuff: lies but okay because author actually likes oikawa but that's fine. i guess.
bestauthor has entered the chat
bestauthor: NO I DONT
bestauthor has left the chat
prettiestsetter: well that was weird but ok. killmekenma: yeah. konoHOOT: tbh this whole gc is weird and we never got to finish introductions LMFAOOOOO hoemakki: HEYYYYYY konoHOOT: HEY HOOT: HEYHEY HEYYYYYY prettiestsetter: i think now is a great time for me to change my name.
prettiestsetter changed their name to dyingsetter
dyingsetter: better. HOOT: awww aKAAASHIIIII we love you!!!!! creampuff: bokuaka is real creampuff: and living dyingsetter: what.
creampuff has left the chat
dyingsetter added creampuff to the chat
dyingsetter: explain. creampuff: no.
iwaizumi: anyway, ignoring all that. i'm iwaizumi hajime, seijoh's ace. alienfucker: aND MY IWA~CHAN!!! iwaizumi: no.
iwaizumi has left the chat
dyingsetter has added iwaizumi to the chat
dyingsetter: no leaving. HOOT: aND THAT'S MY AKAASHI!!!!!!! dyingsetter: actually, maybe i should leave. creampuff: but you just said— dyingsetter: alienfucker: KEIJI NO
sugasuga: anyway, introductions. continue. sugasuga; sugawara koushi. karasuno' s setter milklover9: kageyama tobio, also karasuno's setter. smei: semi eita. shiratorizawa' s setter and pinch server. saltabu: shirabu kenjirou, shiratorizawa' s STARTING setter smei: bITCH ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT saltabu: sorry for being better than you, sEnpAi 🤪 alienfucker: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET WRECKED SEMI-CHAN smei: DROP THE CHAN YOU IDIOT watari: so this group chat, the summon of satan, was the cause of my phone to keep of buzzing. nice. creampuff: oh hi watari watari: yahaba? watari: nvm i don't wanna kno watari: know* saltabu: kno watari: stfu you salt shaker smei: HAHASD:HFADISOFHO SALT ASHAKEWRS smei: LMFAO tententendouu: aww semisemi~ stop being so mean to your future husband in law~ smei: SHTU THE FUKC UP dyingsetter: shtu killmekenma: fukc smei: NO
jesus: and we never got to finish introductions, thanks guys
creampuff: yeah. hopefully the readers know who's who i'm hoping
[guess ill end this here for now :) next chapters currently in progress!!!
