i like haikyuu
and i like group chat fics
i guess this is another self explanatory group chat fic
yes they're all crackheads
none of the characters belong to me haha
^ they belong to the all mighty furudate haruichi!!!
[in case you didn't know, yes i love the pretty setter squad with all my heart
haha if i,, fail with this,
please know that i'm an utter disappointment
and i'm already one :)
Ps sorry but I'm just, There's gonna be a lotta semishira in here and i dont regret any of it :)]
ilovealiens added sugasuga, milklover9, creampuff, smei, saltabu, prettiestsetter, killmekenma to the chat
sugasuga: tooru whats this? ilovealiens: a pretty setter chat! ilovealiens: even tho semi and shirabu shouldn't be in here but fine. creampuff: that's because author likes semi and salty more than you creampuff: shirabu** sorry autocorrect saltabu: stfu ilovealiens: !!!!! ilovealiens: >:(((((( saltabu:
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ilovealiens: SEMI!! TELL UR SMALLER SETTER BOYFRIEND TO STOP STEALING MY MEMES ilovealiens: MEME STEALER smei: HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND sugasuga: CRUSH* then smei: I DONT LIKE HIM creampuff: and obviously that was a lie.
milklover9: i thought this was a chat to just share tips and tricks to being a setter? milklover9: oikawa-san whats this for ilovealiens: FUCK I FORGOT TOBIO-CHAN'S HERE EW sugasuga: sugasuga: sugasuga: smei: should we be concerned creampuff: nah just let him be, he's gonna die soon anyway if he keeps up the work
prettiestsetter: what the fuck
sugasuga: HOLY FUCK WE'RE MISSING PEOPLE sugasuga: no WONDER IT SEEMED SO QUIET smei: tooru you idiot creampuff: how do you even. manage to. forget people ilovealiens: STFU
sugasuga added reverseadidas, momniwa, and footakuchi to the chat
reverseadidas: OOH!!!!!!!! A GROUP CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilovealiens: shrimpy...? reverseadidas: NO!! ITS KOGANEGAWA!!!!!!!!!!! smei: oh. i thought u were hinata for a second momniwa: MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!! sugasuga: omg another mom sugasuga: lets suffer together momniwa: please. momniwa: i love my setter son tho reverseadidas: MOM!!!!!! sugasuga: omf so pure milklover9: suga-san, are you my mom too? sugasuga: yes honey, i am your mother. ilovealiens: this sounds,, vaguely familiar,,, smei: at least they have loving children unlIKE YOU saltabu: you don't either smei: FUCKOFF THISISNT ABOUT ME creampuff: lovers' quarrel saltabu: SHUT YOUR FUCK ilovealiens: shut your fuck prettiestsetter: shut your fuck ilovealiens: OMF!! AKAASHI!!!!!
prettiestsetter has left the chat
ilovealiens added prettiestsetter to the chat
ilovealiens: no leaving sugasuga: ^^^ creampuff: if one of us suffers, we all do too saltabu: smei: ilovealiens: oh honey, save your lovers' quarrels for later~ smei: LIKE I SAID. I DONT LIKE HIM. saltabu: haha me? liking semi-san? oh hell no. never in my entire..life. haha., killmekenma: sounds like a lie but 🆗🆒
private chat between killmekenma and smei
killmekenma: semi-san shut the fuck up i know you like shirabu don't even try to lie smei:... smei: okay maybe i do smei: BUT DONT TELL HIM ISTG PLEASE killmekenma: okok got it i won't, :) smei: i don't trust that but okay fine just don't tell shirabu
private chat between prettiestsetter and saltabu prettiestsetter: you like semi-san don't you? saltabu: what if i do? saltabu: it's not your problem anyway isn't it saltabu: plus he doesn't like me back, it's obvious prettiestsetter: woah the salt. prettiestsetter: okay you can have it your way but just so you know, i'm pretty sure he likes you. saltabu: whAT prettiestsetter: i said what i said
pretty setter squad
milklover9: oikawa-san can i add someone? milklover9: hes a setter ilovealiens: ??? sure milklover9: k thanks
milklover9 has added miya to the chat
miya: yoyoyo!! hey Tobio-kun!~ milklover9: on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. alienfucker: WOAH THERE WHO R U TO CALL M Y TOBIO-CHAN TOBIO-KUN ????!;!3$: IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL HIM THAT milklover9: NO ONE is allowed to call me that. sugasuga: hinata..? milklover9: just him. alienfucker: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🤮🤮🤮🤢 alienfucker: THE YOUNG LOVE 🤢🤢🤢 smei: you didn't have to be jealous tooru, aren't you a unloveable trash can anyway? saltabu:
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sugasuga: OH MAAAAN sugasuga: YAHABA I THINK YOU NEED TO GO HELP YOUR SENPAI CUZ HE JUST GOT B U R N T creampuff: nah leave him be cuz its truE creampuff: well,
creampuff added iwaizumi
iwaizumi: what is this. yahaba. explain. creampuff: help soothe your boyfriend's injuries, he just got BURNT alienfucker: IWA CHANNNNNNN iwaizumi:
iwaizumi left the chat
smei: BETRAYED smei: LMFAO rip tooru reverseadidas: i dont mean to interrupt! but Semi-san! isn't that a bit too mean!? momniwa: my child... <3 momniwa: to everyone else, DONT YOU DARE CORRUPT MY BHILD alienfucker: bhild footakuchi: bhild prettiestsetter: bhild killmekenma: bhild creampuff: bhild smei: bhild saltabu: bhild
momniwa has left the chat
alienfucker added momniwa to the chat
alienfucker: no leaving reverseadidas: that was mean to my mom!!!! sugasuga: aw so pure
3.00am
killmekenma: do you ever wonder... what exactly is consciousness? like, are we actually even real? or maybe we're just a stimulation. and our lives and choices are being controlled by something outside our space, outside our universe — multiverse even.
prettiestsetter: you know shits real when kenma starts having his 3am kenma thoughts.
[yes, kenma's 3am thoughts are basically another version of my everyday/minute thoughts LMFAO
anyway i hope y'all enjoyed and yEEEas more chapters incoming!! stay tuned! and thank y'all for reading until here haha :)
