3AM idiots

second gen caps

[so like,
yes it is what you think

lots of gay so be warned :)))]

ilovealiens added creampuff, saltabu, footakuchi, teru, prettiestsetter, killmekenma, enno-SHIT to the chat

ilovealiens: enjoy

ilovealiens has left the chat

10.00am

enno-SHIT: so,, what. is. this.
creampuff: a next generation captains gc
saltabu: waiiit didn't our captains also had a captain group chat? i saw ushijima texting a whole load of people during breaks and woah, he never does
creampuff: yeah dimwit they do
enno-SHIT: and apparently ushijima-san and oikawa actually get along wel
enno-SHIT: they're like
teru: homies from another mother
killmekenma: BROTHER* from another mother.
killmekenma: at least get it right you dimwit.
teru: awwww~
killmekenma: why's he here?
prettiestsetter: kozume, he's jozenji's captain apparently.
prettiestsetter: anyhoot... so, all we have to do is get along?
creampuff: seemingly so.
creampuff: but if definitely wont happen as long as shitabu's here
saltabu: what did you call me?????
creampuff: shit. a. bu.
creampuff: can't you read?
saltabu: THAST IT.

footakuchi changed saltabu's name to shitabu

shitabu: STFU NO ONE ASKED
creampuff: -for your SALT
footakuchi: OOH SHIT'S GOING DOWN

enno-SHIT: bad idea everyone.

killmekenma: i leave for 5 minutes.
prettiestsetter: what the fuck.

ilovealiens added themself to the chat

ilovealiens: IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT AKAASHI USED "ANYHOOT" AND THATS ADORABLE AS FUCK????

ilovealiens left the chat

enno-SHIT: WHO ADDED HIM
creampuff: himself. apparently.
shitabu: isn't he your captain?
shitabu: wow.
creampuff: i ask myself the same question everyday.

prettiestsetter: what the fuck.

6.00pm

teru: ISNT THIS BORING YALL?
shitabu: yall
teru: SHUT. ANYWAY.

teru changed shitabu's name to salt shaker
teru changed creampuff's name to angydogkink
teru changed enno-SHIT's name to end o shit
teru changed killmekenma's name to pudding
teru changed prettiestsetter's name to akasshi
teru changed footakuchi's name to footbro

teru: better
footbro: HOW 'BOUT YOURS BRO???
teru: i'm already cool enough sorry 😎
pudding: use that emoji once more and i'll end you.
teru: oh honey,, i'd like to see you try

pudding changed teru's name to shithead

pudding: you're welcome.
akasshi: what the fuck.

11.00pm

angydogkink: OKAY I JUST SAW THIS BUT WHAT THE FUCK TERUSHIM
angydogkink: WHOTHE FUCH? WHATS AN ANGEY DOG KINJ? YOU NUMBWIT
salt shaker: at least learn how to type, asshole.
angydogkink: less salt. less SALT.
end o shit: ah. yahashira? yahashira.
akasshi: but doesn't the author have a thing for semishira or smth?
akasshi: nvm.

12.00am

pudding: guys,
pudding: what if...
akasshi: get ready for kenma's midnight thoughts, part i don't even fucking know now.
pudding: shut up akasshi
pudding: anyway, has anyone ever considered how whales have sex?

5.ooam

salt shaker: so i just woke up and i DID NOT need to see that thanks kenma
angydogkink: okAY i, for oNCe agree with shirabu
angydogkink: akaashi are you okay with going over to check on kenma????
akasshi: omw.
akasshi: texting*

private chat between prettiestsetter and killmekenma

prettiestsetter: LMFAO KENMA WAS THAT ON PURPOSE?
killmekenma: FUCK YEAH IT WAS
prettiestsetter: sometimes, i just never understand my best friends. You, Bokuto-san and pain-in-the-ass kuroo-san.
killmekenma: i mean, you signed up for this shit so... you better deal w it lmfao
prettiestsetter: fuck yeah i did. regrettably.

next gen captains

7.00am

end o shit: guys
end o shit: can someone pls bring me bleach to bleach my eyes and soul, like real quick?
shithead: why? what happned????
end o shit: i came early to club this morning and GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN THE CHANGING ROOMS
end o shit: HINATA AND KAGEYAMA WERE FUCKING MAKING OUT
end o shit: I NEED BLEACH
footbro: jfC LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
salt shaker: i feel you tho
salt shaker: i once walked in on ushijima-san and tendou-san making out and it wasn't a great siGht
angydogkink: lmao ushijima-senpai and tendou-senpai? damn
salt shaker: yeah i was surprised too

[so i'm just gonna end this chapter right here lmfao
and stay tuned for next chapter!!! hehe

sorry for posting really late but :)
if you stayed and read until now then hi ily
kudos to you <3

ayyy guess who reached 666 words on this chapter y'all 😎]