Mom: Okay because of the last incident Shu almost got hurt, so I thought I might give you all some lessons to do in situations like this
Not so Traitor: Okay...?
Smol bean: I'm in
Shu's hero: Well, let's give it a try
Mom: Okay think that a thief broke in, what'll you do?
Not so Traitor: FREEE THERE'S A THIEF
Shu's hero: Uh..
Wild Shipper: That not how it works Shu
Mom: Imagine if Free wasn't there
Not so Traitor: I'll yell at his face telling that Free would come
Sulky shark: How stupid can you be?
Not so Traitor: Is that a challenge?
Broccoli : Don't start with this, you're way more stupider than you used to be, and who the fuck changed my username?
Wild Shipper: Dang Sisco, it suits you
Cinnamon roll: Shouldn't we call the police?
Mom: Yes Cuza that's a good answer
Goldilocks: Wtf, change my name you prick
I'm a fan? : What's wrong with me name? Is this even a good one? I'm cringing
I'm a fan changed their name to Honcho
Honcho: Better!
Shu's Hero changed their name to Free
Free: Better
Not so Traitor changed Free to Deer De la Hoya
Not so Traitor: bETTER
Deer De la Hoya: Gods, this is...
Mom: You all are forgetting the main motive
Big foot: Right! and nice name
Not so Traitor: Xander is big foot, I'm betting 60 bucks
Mom: Shut up everyone! now think that I'm a thief
Wild Shipper: Act like one then
Mom: Okay... give me all of your money! or else die
Emo: Bold of you to assume I have any money
Not so Traitor: Bold of you to assume I wanna live
Mom: Wait....
Chinese braid: That wasn't suppose to happen?
Sulky Shark: Are you depressed again you lil shit?
Not so Traitor changed their name to lil shit
Lil shit: Nope perfectly fine
Mom: I give up
Puppets: I would type 911
Smol bean: In the microwave?
Gay Clown: Ofc, genius. and the one who changed my name just signed their death wish
Wild Shipper: My god! Shu you're a genius, that name suits him
Gay clown: Thanks
Wild Shipper: Oh shit
Lil shit: Good bye world
Lil shit: And before I die, I wanna make a confession
Broccoli: Finally it's time?
Wild Shipper: Yeah?????????????
Lil Shit: whoever ate my cheerio inside the fridge should die
Wild Shipper: You're a disappointment
Mougli: Isn't anyone going to talk about the fact that Shu named himself after something Lui said?
Greenie: Who are you?
Mougli: I'm Boa and you're Norman?
Greenie: *sigh* bingo
Wild Shipper: Dang it! You two should just kiss already
Chinese braid: I second this grand idea
Lil Shit: I'm not giving my first kiss to anyone, I'm keeping it till the right one comes
Sulky Shark: Your first kiss? Well that's interesting
Smol bean: Christina! Shu is red, what am I suppose to do? I think he's getting a fever
Gay Clown: He's having a gay fever
Cinnamon roll: How can a fever become happy?
Wild Shipper: I've had enough, gay is not happy guys
Honcho: No you don't *tackles Sasha*
Lil Shit: Save the innocent boys
Cinnamon roll: What's happening?
Chinese braid: nothing nothing, just go to sleep Cuza
Cinnamon roll: O..kay?
Smol Bean: Cuza let's cuddle
Lil shit: Dang! that friendship Im jealous
Wild Shipper: you just wanna cuddle with Lui! Admit it
Lil Shit: No!
Sulky Shark: I don't cuddle
Lil Shit: Anyways...who wanna binge watch anime with me?
Wild Shipper: Me me me
Mom: I wanna check it out too, you seem so excited about all this
Lil Shit: I know the perfect one, everyone gather to the living room let's watch something interesting
Wild Shipper: *sinister laugh* Welcome to the darkness
Broccoli: Suddenly Im scared of my life
Goldilocks: Same
