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Angel dust x little sister! reader

Angel's P.O.V

So for some reason my little sister, Y/N, decided to commit fucking suicide at the ripe old age of motherfucking  S E V E N  so she ended up in hell with the rest of my family. We all decided to set up a schedule for who's house is she staying at for the week and today is her first day not moving homes and staying with me permanently......well, staying at the hotel, of course.

 I was chilling in the living room until I heard a knock at the door of the hotel. I legit jumped out of my chair and opened it, scaring a very drunk Husk. I looked down and saw none other than Y/N carrying her F/C duffel-bag. "Big bro Angie! Molly and Aki said that I'm staying with you here now and not going back there! Is that true? Also, why does it look like a big mansion? Who's your pimp?" she asked almost way to fast for me to comprehend. I shook my head.

"No, no, darling Y/N/N this is a hotel! Didn't you see the neon sign when walkin' here with Molly? And yes, you are going to stay here with me forever!" I informed her before picking her up and spinning her around. She giggled and booped my nose. 

"Daddy took me this time in his limo! Molly and Aki were busy and they said he was sorry!" she said. My smile faltered for a second. They know that she shuts down every time dad yells! I brought her inside. Husk quirked a brow.

"Huh? Why the fuck is there a kid-hold up. Angel, did you kidnap a kid?!" Husk asked way too fuckin' loudly. Y/N and I shook our heads in unison.

"No you dead beat, cotton headed ninny muggins. This is my sister. Not the twin one, the younger one." I explained with my arms crossed. Vaggie cautiously walked into the room, probably here to see if I actually kidnapped a child. Y/N looked at her.

"Angie, who's she? She looks really nice!" Y/N asked me. I leaned down to her ear.

"She's the manager. And trust me, she's not nice to me but she'll be nicer to you." I whispered. Y/N nodded and walked up to Vaggie. 

"Hi! I'm Y/N! Angie said that you're the manager? What's your name?" she asked Vaggie. Vaggie looked down at Y/N with a puzzled face.

"Angel, why is this kid calling you Angie?" she asked while looking up at me, her brows furrowed. 

"She's my baby sister. She'll be staying here in the hotel with me from now on. Nifty'll just have to prepare a bedroom for her since my room is a bit.....inappropriate for a small kiddo." I explained. 

"Mhm!" Y/N hummed with a big smile and fast nod. 

"Vaggs! Did you find out what Angel did this time?" I heard a voice say coming from the staircase. I sighed in dread. Imma wait five seconds and see if she notices Y/N and hugs her. One, two, three, four-

"OH MY GOD!!!!! VAGGIE IT'S A CHILD IN HELL! CAN WE KEEP HER?!" Charlie screeched before sprinting to Y/N and hugging her tightly. Vaggie sighed and shook her head.

"Charlie, that's one of Angel's siblings." Vaggie informed her. Charlie gasped and made a slow 'ohhhh' noise from her mouth before unhanding the bean.

"Is she a princess? She's almost as pretty as you are when you're in drag!" Y/N asked. Charlie giggled and nodded.

"I am actually the princess of hell, Charlie! Enjoy your stay! You're going to love it here!" she answered very happily. Y/N had stars in her eyes.

"So cool!" she yelled out. I chuckled. "Angie, where's Fat Nuggets?" 

"Oh, I'll go get him! Vaggie, make sure that Charlie doesn't overwhelm Y/N. Also make sure that Alastor doesn't scare her into a panic attack. She died before I did by the way, so keep that in mind." I told her before getting the piggy.

Y/N's P.O.V

I looked up at the grey skinned lady and Charlie. "Do you guys want cookies? Molly and I made them last night. They're chocolate and they have m&ms in them." I asked them. Charlie smiled and nodded before I gave her a cookie. "What about you, uhh....Vaggie?" I asked her. She had a sad and faint smile on her face before she nodded. I handed her the cookie before looking over to the foul mouthed cat.

"What do you fuckin want?" the cat asked me.

"I-uh-don't know if cats can have chocolate, but do you want a cookie?" I asked him, a bit scared. He raised an eyebrow.

"Got any with rum in them?" he asked again. I nodded and handed him a different cookie that Molly told me to give to someone who asks for alcohol in it. Aki got really dizzy last night after eating three. He glared at the cookie and sniffed it before taking a bite and then scarfing down the whole thing. 

I felt an ominous feeling take over the room before hearing a loud clicking of tap shoes rubbing against each other coming down the stairs. Vaggie sighed before hugging me protectively. I tilted my head.

"What's going on? I'm a bit scared." I asked. 

"There's nothing to be scared of. It's just a very powerful demon. He won't hurt you, just scare you a bit." she explained. I gulped and stayed completely still, staying stiff. The faint sound of static started to fill the area.

"I smell vermin. Charlie? Where is the child I need to speak with it!" I heard a male voice say, it coming closer to me. I sighed and showed a big smile. Aki told me that if I'm scared, I should smile because frowning is a sign of weakness, and in the mafia, no one's supposed to be weak. I balled my hands into fists and wiped away approaching tears, a grin still on my face.

A man with grey skin walked into the room. He was dressed in a red stripped suit with a bowtie. He had sharp yellow teeth and wide eyes, the whites of it black. He looked scary-no! Don't show fear! Y/N, you need to man up for once or Daddy won't want to even be in the same room with me. I took a deep breath. "H-hello sir. My name is Y/N. I'm Angie's youngest sister. What's your name, sir?" I asked the man before doing a quick curtsy. He raised an eyebrow, his creepy smile never leaving his face.

"Why, my name is Alastor, little lady! It's a pleasure to meet you! Now, what are you doing in this fine establishment?" he asked me, clearly seeing through my act. I cleared my throat and kept my smile, but presenting more confidently and fixing my posture..

"My other siblings are too busy to take care of me anymore and I'm not allowed to stay with my dad, so I'm moving into the hotel with my brother. Are you one of the people in charge here, Mister Alastor?" I asked him. He gave me a simple nod.

"Well then, enjoy your stay! Although, you're going to have to stop freezing in fear around me, little one! I'm around the hotel 24/7, so there's a large chance that you'll run into me a lot!" he said, giving me a creepy look. I gulped and kept smiling, relaxing my eyebrows and dropping my shoulders, now appearing like a normal child.

"Okay then, sir! So like this then? I'll try not to appear frightened, Mister Alastor!" I said confidently. He looked shocked before chuckling and patting my head.

"We have ourselves a little actress! What a performance! Why, I could almost believe it was real confidence!" Alastor said while clapping. I sighed and tilted my head. "I can see that you will have no problem adjusting to my presence, judging by your performance just now! I won't be able to scare you after a month or two!" he noted, ruffling my hair and booping my nose. Angel walked into the room.

"Al! You better have not traumatized my little sister!" he said before handing Fat Nuggets over to me. "By the way Y/N, I found your tap shoes that you left at my old flat. I'll have Nifty put them in your room." he told me. I nodded happily. "Now, he didn't scare you, did he?"

"Only a little, but because he has daddy's aura when he gets mad at me. I was strong enough though! No tears, just smiles and kindness!" I explained. Angel got a huge smile on his face and hugged me and Fat Nuggets. 

"You finally listened to our advice! Now I'm going to tell Molly to tell dad that you were strong, okay? He'll be so proud of you this time that he won't get mad at you the next time you see him!" he said. I smiled widely and cheered. 

I'm finally happy again.