Doctor who oneshots

Im going back to bed-11

(set before reader enters the TARDIS so she cant set up the mental link to translate, I'm also sorry for any mistranslations, I'm using google.)

I'm sitting in my room relaxing and I hear a crash in my living room, I wait for a second before hearing another crash. I finally get up, sighing, and walk to my door.
all of a sudden I hear a louder crash, followed by a couple bangs, and I run out.

"qu'est-ce que tu fous sur la putain de terre sacrée, enculé de trombone inutile?!"

(what are you doing on the damn sacred land, motherfucker of useless paperclip?!)
that wasnt what I wanted but it turnt out so much better

I hear a high pitched scream and I roll my eyes, of course it was The Doctor
"que fais-tu ici docteur?"
(what are you doing here Doctor?)
I cross my arms and The Doctor smiles giddily
"sorry, did you just call me a useless paperclip?"

"oh ferme le crétin"
(oh shut up you moron)

"*gasp* did you just call me a moron?!"

"oui et mal recommence, pourquoi es-tu ici?"
(yeah and ill do it again, why are you here?)

"can I not just visit my friend?"

"non, tu ne peux pas"
(no, you cant)

"mmmhhhh.. okay! I came because I need you to come with me"

"je le savais!  Je ne quitte pas le docteur"
(I knew it! I'm not leaving Doctor)

"why????"
he drags out the y as if he was a small child

"Je suis fatigué, j'ai faim et je n'ai pas d'énergie pour faire face à tes conneries"
(im tired, im hungry and I have no energy to be dealing with your bullshit)

"come onnnnnn! I have bedrooms in the TARDIS and I have food"
he whined at me like a child
I grabbed a pillow from the couch and slapped him in the face with it

"non, je retourne au lit pour rêver que tu n'es pas ici"
(nah, i'm going back to bed to dream that you're not here)

"but Y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn :("

"comment venez-vous? - Je ne peux pas être dérangé, je retourne au lit"
(how did you just?- I can't be bothered, i'm going back to bed)

I closed my eyes a little bit and swaddled back to my bed with The Doctor following like a lost duckling

"ugh, laisse-moi tranquille"
(ugh, leave me aloneeeee)

I pull my covers towards my face and tried to ignore him while he scanned with his sonic, my eye twitched as he scanned me and I reached out, grabbing the sonic and throwing it across the room

"my sonic screwdriver! I love my sonic screwdriver!"

"tais-toi!  J'essaie de dormir!"
(shut up! I'm trying to sleep!)

"what am I supposed to do now? Y/n, Y/n, Y/nnnnnnn, Y/N!"
he jumped on top of my bed each time he said my name and groaned when he fell of the floor after I pushed him off the side.

"Arrêtez!  je vais me rendormir"
(stop! I'm going back to sleep)

I sighed when everything went quiet and closed my eyes.

before you ask
this is the third time this has happened this week
and I'm about to slap him into his next regeneration

anyways, I apologise profusely for any mistranslations because I am not french nor am I taking it for GCSE :)