Pirate Joke

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It was Saturday

Hey Lucy wanna hear a joke

"Fuck why" I said in my head

Jaxson was back after so long

Well do you or not

No

"Please" he looked at me with Justin's irresistible puppy eyes and pouty face that I can't say no to

"Please" he looked at me with Justin's irresistible puppy eyes and pouty face that I can't say no to

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"Shit why does he have to be so cute" I thought

fine

Yessss

Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie

Why

It was rated argggh

A/N: if you don't know that's a joke from sponge bob episode "Krab Borg"

He laughed

Get it

It's a rated r movie about pirates

And pirates say argggh

Oh I get it

I laughed

I gotta admit that was really funny

I wasn't joking

He hugged me

Justin came back

What happened

Uh you turned into Jaxson and he told a pirate joke

Why do have to be so cute

He smiled

I don't know

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I don't know

You're adorable

I smiled

You're too Lucy

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You're too Lucy

"He he he" I giggled

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