019 // you aint my daddy

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daddy i want a bottle!

okay stinka

.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.

group chat; the house of minions [the daddy creation, the mommy creation, the dumb daughter, and the smart son]

the smart son
can i like...not call kiri, daddy?

it sounds like it was made for y/n

the dumb daughter
stop crying minjim

the smart son
i'm not.

i'm whining.

issa difference.

the mommy creation
u don't have to call him daddy

just call him...

dad

the smart son
okay i can do that

but i'm a boy so...

denki

i meant DEMKI can call him daddy rite?

the mommy creation
ye

the dumb daughter
daddy i want a bottle

the mommy creation
i-

the daddy creation
okay stinka

the mommy creation
WTF

CRINGE KIRI CRING

UR NOT SUPPOSE TO CALL HIM THAT

HER*

OMGGGG

HES ACTUALLY PLAYIMG ALOMG WITH THIS?!

*playing along

fine then, i don't wanna be left out.

MINJIM GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM BEFORE I THROW U OUT THE WINDOW!

the smart son
stop yelling @ me mommy :(

our dumb daughter
hahaha mina is dumb

oh wait i'm a gurl now-

my name is dumb daughter...

the daddy creation
where are y'all rn?

well more specially,, where's y/n and mina

minjim*

the mommy creation
i'm with minjim

we talking to katsuki

the smart son
he said he wanna hit

the mommy creation
but i won't let him cs i got u :)

our dumb daughter
i doubt that he wants u

the daddy creation
demki, are you calling my wife ugly?

no- are yOU CALLING UR MOM UGLY?!

y/nbby,, go kushina on this fool

the mommy creation
gladly.

WHERE TF IS MY FRYING PAN?!

the dumb daughter
ur not even my momma

& you ain't my daddy

the mommy creation
*le gasps

p u t   h i m   b a c k   i n   k i r i ' s   b a l l s

whatever. i'm going to sit with izu

the daddy creation
come sit with me:(

the mommy creation
ion wanna be next to that ugly ass pikachu who called me ugly

the daddy creation
but that's ur son

no...our sON!

the mommy creation
i don't care

he called me ugly

go fetch mineta and put him down his pants && make him bite his dick off

i'm tired of denki roasting me all the time & u ppl don't do anything abt it🥺 .

.✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*.

i have to add a gif later because wattpad acting straight up dumb :(

butt,, i'm working on a zenitsu x reader && trying to update my bakugo one,, so i probably won't update on this book in like four days...

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