If The Aftons were in the IT movie..

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Willam: *falls down and drops knife in sewer* no! Where my shit go!?

Pennywise: surprise bitc-

Willam: AH YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME !

Pennywise: hiya! Willy

Willam: what the hell are you doing in a sewer drain you psycho bitch!?

Pennywise: what a nice knife

Willam: NA AH HELL NO! HELL NAH

Pennywise: do you want it back?

Willam: YES I WANT MY SHIT BACK BITCH BETTER GIVE MY SHIT BACK BEFORE I KILL YOU AND YOUR CLOWN ASS NOSE

Pennywise: you are a nice boy

Willam: BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Pennywise: do you want a balloon willy

Willam: NO I DON'T WANT A GODDAMN BALLON THIS AIN'T NO PARTY CITY

Pennywise: Well I'm pennywise the DANCING clown!

Willam: okay bitch I don't give a fuck who you is pEnNyWiSe pEnnYBItcH I don't give a fucking care

Pennywise: now we are not strangers

Willam: um I don't know you bitch all I know is that your a dAcInG ClOwN aNd I don't give a shit!

Willam: I think I'm gonna go and your crazy ass

Pennywise: without your knife!?

Willam: I mean I would like it back but if your not going to give it to me I'm not going to stay and talk to you in the sewer drain

Pennywise: take it

Willam: BITCH YOU THINK IM'A REACH MY HAND IN THAT GODDAMN SEWER DRAIN YOU DUMB BITCH

Willam: IM GONE HELL NO

~~~~~~~~~ Take 2

Pennywise: come join the clown

Elizabeth: what is balloon doing floating at me bitch

Pennywise: *JUMP SCARE*

Elizabeth: OH YOU SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT IF ME 🔪 (r.i.p pennywise)

~~~~~~~~~ Take 3
Chris: ○-○

Chris: oh bitch where the fuck am I

Pennywise: *Fire*

Chris: NAH AH NO MA'AM

*MORE FIRE*

Chris: what kind of fire hazard!?

*pennywise appears*

Willam: NO NOT GONNA FUCK YOU AGAIN OH NO

*pennywise dAnCiNg clown*

Chris: Bitch what you doing girl I can pop it low to! Heheheheheeh Let's DaNcE peNnywIse

Pennywise: 🌚

Chris: uh I'm not kinda liking this you look s little scary ima ScUrrY

Chris : AAAAAAA AHHHH

Pennywise: HAHA

Chris: if you don't get the fuck off me right now

Pennywise:🌚

Chris: AH NO 🏃‍♂️

~~~~~~~~~ Take 4

Micheal: I'm tryna get the fuck out of this creepy asshole-

Pennywise:🌚

Micheal: oh-

Pennywise: 🌝

Micheal: uh no you need let those balloons back down bring them back down nobody want your fucking reseving hairline sister

Pennywise:🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Micheal: oh do NOT smile at me honey I'm not going to be your next meal hehehehe

Pennywise: where are you going

Micheal: bitch I'm going home AIN'T your damn business either sister why you asking me questions I don't even know you pEnNywisE

Pennywise: çø?ë *øïñ ţ&ê çĺø×ñ

Micheal: you wish I what join the clown that will never happen sister that's not gonna happen 🖕👋

~~~~~~~~~~ take 5

Mrs.afton: he really was making me angry-
*turns around*

Mrs.afton: who is you?

Mrs.afton: I don't know who the hell you is but you have 2 damm seconds to explain why the fuck you is in my house 👏

George: you'll float too

Mrs.afton: you'll float too? Bitch what is that supposed to mean where am I floating too?

Mrs.afton: do I look like a *insert something that can fly* to you!?

Mrs.afton: do you think I'm just going fly up to the heavens and give that balloon to you?

George: YOU'LL FLOAT TO!

Mrs.afton: OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME ADDITUDE whith me honey Raising your GODDAMN voice at me 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 again honey I will take that and set it on fire

*pennywise appears*

Mrs.afton:oh that's it- 🔪(r.i.p George and pennywise)

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