1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Von.
2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
3. DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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Book of jokes :DD
Humorbasically puns, dad jokes, knock knock jokes, and whatever else i can find in the depths of the internet :D (im supposed to be doing a paper but nah procrastination is the best :DD plus i made this to annoy a friend :DDDDDD)
