i found '99 Funniest Dad Jokes' on Bored Panda.....Prepare yourselves :D
1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
2. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
3.The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
4. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know
YOU ARE READING
Book of jokes :DD
Humorbasically puns, dad jokes, knock knock jokes, and whatever else i can find in the depths of the internet :D (im supposed to be doing a paper but nah procrastination is the best :DD plus i made this to annoy a friend :DDDDDD)
