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Diary entry#3
17-foolsmonth-2020
Bubble bath

                          
Dear Diary,

                          
Today has been crazy normal, almost routinely

                          
Almost

                          
Like always I made some of my minions and they look like they're not impressed.

                          
But I know they love me

                          
I mean who wouldn't love me?

                          
I is the best

                          
Jeff gave me a bath, it was fun.

                          

                            

                                There was lots and lots and lots of bubbles
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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There was lots and lots and lots of bubbles.

                          
Hehehehehheehhehe

                          
Bubble bath

                          
Bubble bubble bubble bath~~

                          
Hehehehhe

                          
I'm thinking of crowning him my favorite minion.

                          
Uhhh..

                          
Well it was really fun 

                          
Until...

                          
Mama bear walked in.

                          
Jeff the maple syrup addict idiot 

                          
Forgot.
To.
Lock.
The.
Door.

                          
And she looked at us with a horrified expression.

                          
I mean who wouldn't be when you walk in on a grown man, bathing with a toaster.

                          
Well if I put it like that, it sounds terrifying.

                          
Hahah 

                          

                            

                                She then had an argument with Jeff, it was really amusing
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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She then had an argument with Jeff, it was really amusing.

                          
Their conversation when somewhat like this..

                          
If u think of it, it's not really a conversation.

                          
More of a rant.

                          
"JEFF, WHY WOULD YOU BATHE WITH JIM???!!!"

                          
"UGHHH WHY DID YOU CONTAMINATE JIM?!"

                          
"THAT'S IT JEFF, NO BATHING WITH JIM"

                          
She looked really mad.

                          
She stomped and took me off Jeff's hand

                          
And said "Jim let's get you a bath without Jeff, we need to clean you properly."

                          
And so she gave me a bath.

                          
It kinda hurts tho, she keeps saying I need to get back to being pure as I can.

                          
I miss Jeff, 
even tho he's an idiot.

                          
Oh well,
This is Jim the most awesome toaster signing off for now.
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