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Diary entry #4
18-foolsmonth-2020
Uhmmmm
Dear Diary,
Everything was at the everyday crazy
I didn't have anything interesting to put in my diary.
Which is probably normal for you minions.
But to think I live with these minions and nothing happens is saying something.
........
Wait.. what was that?
*Insert stomping SFX*
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"JIIIIIIIIIIIM I WILL KILL YOU!!!!"
Why would you want to kill me slave?
"Mama bear and mistehh Jeff are teasing me with gastato. All because you made me a dammed ship with him"
Well minion, my word is law what can I say?
"Pleeeeaaaseeeeee sink the ship"
Why would I?
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*
STOMP*
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Jim needs to run
Jim has made two minions mad
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Jim you gave me no choice
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I finished my masterpiece
I ran out of tape so I used toilet paper instead
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How fun,
That's that I guess
See ya minions
YOU ARE READING
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