While reading Darkstalker legends:
Phase 1: People really misjudged Darkstalker! Hes SUCH a good guy.
Phase 2: AWWW! LOOK AT WIDDLE FATHINGO!
Phase 3: SO MUCH BLOOD!
Phase 4: Why dies Arctic gotta be so MEAN?
Phase 5: Nope. Forget it, Darkstalker needs a hug
Phase 6: DIE DARKSTALKER! YOU SON OF A- #######
Phase 7: *Having emotional breakdown*
Phase 8: HE BETRAYED EVERYONE!
Phase 9: FATHINGO FOREVER!
Phase 10: I think Darkstalker just had PSTD
Phase 11: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Maybe there wouldn't be a queen by his side after all"? WHO FREAKIN SAYS THAT?!
Phase 12: *Has another emotional breakdown*
Phase 13: *Throws book in lake* I don't even know how to live anymore

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Wings of Fire spoofs For Your Daily Needs
FanfictionThis is pretty much a bunch of funny (or not) stuff came up with, no hate comments Some spoofs may be edited from original one I found. All characters belong to Tui Sutherland and cover image isn't mine.