Peter, Just why........

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PETER: Thor, Can you come here?

THOR: Yes, Man of Spiders?

PETER: I have a new battle cry for you, would you like to try it?

THOR: Yes, what is it?

PETER: Come here, I'll show you. *Shuri walks in, recording everything.*

PETER: So, you do this. Everytime you throw your Hammer, you yell "YEET" as loud as you can.

THOR: Is this a young-midgaurdian Battel Cry? *Shuri, wheezing silently in the corner.*

PETER *LAUGHING*: Yes, it is. Would you like to try it?

THOR *SUMMONS MJOLNIR*: Like this? *Grabs Hammer, draws back, and throws his hammer* "YEET!" *The hammer goes flying, landing in the garbage can.*

PETER *WHEEZING*: Yes, exactly like that.


**LATER WITH THE OTHER AVENGERS~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY THOR'S BEAUTIFUL HAIR!**

THOR: EVERYONE! MAN OF SPIDERS HAS TAUGHT ME A NEW BATTLE CRY!! *THROWS HAMMER* "YEET!"

SHURI AND PETER: *SILENTLY CRYING OF LAUGHTER IN THE CORNER* 

THE REST OF THE AVENGERS: Peter, Just why........

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