Avenger chat.

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Ok......... Idk where the hell I'm taking this but its 12:38am so screw this. May or may not do another part. Peter is obviously spiderman. Um.....thats it?? Welp, he goes nothing. Oh, BTW Iron Maiden is a band my uncle used to listen too........ Lets just say civil-war happend but not siberia. They made up but the rouges still dont know who spiderman is. NO ENDGAME OR INFINITY WAR. WE DONT DO THAT HERE. Thor and Bruce are back. Started: 12:38. Finished: 1:36

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Ironmaiden(Tony) added Platypus(Rhodey), IcedSteve(Steve duh), Wannabebird(sam), DemonLady(Nat), I'mnotbatman(Bruce), Leglos(Clint), knockoffzeus(Thor), MetalArmDude(Bucky), and Igothomework(Peter) to The Avengers Chat Offcial tm

Everyone is online

Platypus: Really tony?

Platypus left the chat

IronMaiden: His loss.

Leglos: y is this my name

Ironmaiden: Because I said so.

IcedSteve: Tony what is this?

Ironmaiden: A group chat grandpa.

Wannabebird: I am not a bird

Leglos: yea u r

Wannabebird: No I'm not

I'mnotbatman: Stop spamming in the chat. I'm working.

I'mnotbatman has muted their chat

Ironmaiden: C'mon bruce your no fun.

knockoffzeus: I AM OFFENDED BY MY NAME

Ironmaiden: What took you so long pointbreak? Figuring out how to space?

knockoffzeus: YES

Ironmaiden: Oh god Bucky help him please. You know more about phones than Steve and Thor combined.

Metalarmdude: On it.

ScaryDemonLady: We aren't going to question why someone named 'Igothomework' is in the chat?

Leglos: ye who is this

MetalArmDude: Yeah Tony, who is this?

IcedSteve: Tony who did you add.

knockoffzeus: Who is this mortal?

Wannabebird: Tony............

Ironmaiden: Yes?

Everyone except Peter, Tony, and Bruce: Who.Is.This.

Ironmaiden: Alright Alright fine. 

Ironmaiden: Underoos get on here.

Wannabebird: Wait 'Underoos'

Leglos: Is this who I think it is?

IcedSteve: Tony, is this Spider-Man.

IronMaiden: Nat, why did you have to say that?

IronMaiden: And yes, This is Spider-Man.

Igothomework: Well this is awkward(Did i spell it right)

ScaryDemonLady: Its nice to meet you.

Igothomework: I'm asuming your blackwidow? It's nice to meet a fellow spider.

MetalArmGuy: Is he responsible for my name?

Ironmaiden: Kid.......

Igothomework: Yep✌

knockoffzeus: Pleasure to meet you, Man of Spiders.

knockoffzeus has logged off

MetalArmDude: So your the guy who caught my arm?

Igothomework: Yep. Why isn't Mr.Falcon answering?

MetalArmDude: He's still salty about the airport thing. And why 'Mr.Falcon'?

IronMaiden: He still calls me Mr.Stark after I tell him call me Tony.

Igothomework: It's just something I do......... Sorry about Lepzig Mr.Falcon. Sorry Mr.Stark.

IronMaiden: See what I mean?

ScaryDemonLady: He's too pure for this world.

Tony and Sam: What?

ScaryDemonLady: I just met him. Peter, was it?

IronMaiden: Damnit kid I told you no.

IcedSteve: Language!

IronMaiden: Kid.

Ihavehomework: Yes?

IronMaiden: Your Grounded.

Ihavehomework:😔

Ihavehomework: Bye everyone. Nice to meet you Ms.Nat!

Ihavehomework has logged off.

IronMaiden: NAT!

ScaryDemonLady: If you think I'm going to hurt him, I would kill anyone or anything that touches him.

MetalArmDude: .........Steve dropped a jet hanger on him............

Leglos: STEVE RUN!! I SAW NAT WITH HER KNIVES!!!!!!

IronMaiden: Ok your allowed to go near him BUT NOT SAM,STEVE,BUCKY OR CLINT. GOT IT?

IronMaiden has logged off

Steve, Sam, Bucky, Clint: Ok Tony.

IcedSteve, MetalArmDude, wannabebird, and leglos  has logged off

ScaryDemonLady has logged off

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